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Re: newbie rules

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Blue_Trombone wrote:Oh! I got one.

Newbies don't get to make rules!
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Re: newbie rules

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Just an understanding...

This is an FCS message board, not your own team's board. Never assume everyone will agree with what you post. An explanation goes a long way. Saying "Portland State sucks" with a reason will go a lot further than "Portland State sucks, enough said!"
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Re: newbie rules

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grizzaholic wrote:If you have a question about black folk, TJ is always available and to a lesser extent, Alpha.


Like this one. TJ, can you tell me what the fuck just happened here?


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It must have been pole vault or a marathon. If it was a marathon then the black guys must be American, if they were Kenyan the white guy wouldn't be up there.
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Re: newbie rules

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Fresno St. Alum wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:If you have a question about black folk, TJ is always available and to a lesser extent, Alpha.


Like this one. TJ, can you tell me what the fuck just happened here?


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It must have been pole vault or a marathon. If it was a marathon then the black guys must be American, if they were Kenyan the white guy wouldn't be up there.
Naw, they just told the kids that 1st place's prize is a job. :thumb:
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Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
Fresno St. Alum wrote: It must have been pole vault or a marathon. If it was a marathon then the black guys must be American, if they were Kenyan the white guy wouldn't be up there.
Naw, they just told the kids that 1st place's prize is a job. :thumb:
Nice one! I almost laughed my D1B self important wine on the screen with that one.
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Re: newbie rules

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grizzaholic wrote:TJ, got another question for ya.

Why is it that the new Nintendo Wii and the new X-Box are WHITE ( and have not stolen my CC info ), while the new PS3 is BLACK...... ;)


Any thoughts?

Too much?
Because the PS3 is faster......?
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Re: newbie rules

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grizzaholic wrote:TJ, got another question for ya.

Why is it that the new Nintendo Wii and the new X-Box are WHITE ( and have not stolen my CC info ), while the new PS3 is BLACK...... ;)


Any thoughts?









Too much?
that's a good question and after some research, I've determined that PS3's have what we call a Texas Southern band member program. See link for info:

http://articles.latimes.com/1992-12-16/ ... rsity-band
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Re: newbie rules

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Also, save the chest thumping posts until you get some clout and respect. If you come in like this thread I'm using as an example, you'll be run off just as quick:

viewtopic.php?t=24227
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tampajag wrote:Also, save the chest thumping posts until you get some clout and respect. If you come in like this thread I'm using as an example, you'll be run off just as quick:

viewtopic.php?t=24227
Wow, I hadn't even opened that one. Thanks for the entertainment TJ.
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
tampajag wrote:Also, save the chest thumping posts until you get some clout and respect. If you come in like this thread I'm using as an example, you'll be run off just as quick:

viewtopic.php?t=24227
Wow, I hadn't even opened that one. Thanks for the entertainment TJ.
Excellent shit. Andy, you should meet up for lunch with your fellow Townsend fan. He seems like a pretty sharp dude. :nod:
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Re: newbie rules

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clenz wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Please note that TJ stated that I start SOME useless threads. That could probably be said for everybody around here, even if the frequency isn't up to my "standards." There are those, however, like the resident trolls (those can be counted on one hand, and none of them go by the handle of TJ), who would claim that I start NOTHING but useless threads. Remember the logical fallacy of absolutes, guys. Those are RARELY true. TJ, like most people around here, appreciates that.
You start more useful and less stupid shit than UNH....I'll give you that much.

I just have a hard time taking anyone who believes that players for the Sac Sirens could play D1 football (anywhere but kicker) seriously - in any subject.
Dude I've seen clips of girls pro football, and I feel confident in saying poor high school JV football teams would trounce those "pros". And get some good gropes in while doing so.
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andy7171 wrote:
clenz wrote: You start more useful and less stupid **** than UNH....I'll give you that much.

I just have a hard time taking anyone who believes that players for the Sac Sirens could play D1 football (anywhere but kicker) seriously - in any subject.
Dude I've seen clips of girls pro football, and I feel confident in saying poor high school JV football teams would trounce those "pros". And get some good gropes in while doing so.
haha :lol: I missed you Andy. Good to have you back.
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Re: newbie rules

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Grizalltheway wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Wow, I hadn't even opened that one. Thanks for the entertainment TJ.
Excellent shit. Andy, you should meet up for lunch with your fellow Townsend fan. He seems like a pretty sharp dude. :nod:
He's a Towson fan? He's pimping Hampton. :?
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andy7171 wrote:
clenz wrote: You start more useful and less stupid shit than UNH....I'll give you that much.

I just have a hard time taking anyone who believes that players for the Sac Sirens could play D1 football (anywhere but kicker) seriously - in any subject.
Dude I've seen clips of girls pro football, and I feel confident in saying poor high school JV football teams would trounce those "pros". And get some good gropes in while doing so.
Good lord, why would anyone WANT to cop a feel on most of those players? :ohno:
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andy7171 wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Excellent shit. Andy, you should meet up for lunch with your fellow Townsend fan. He seems like a pretty sharp dude. :nod:
He's a Towson fan? He's pimping Hampton. :?
Says so on his profile. Looks like you're stuck with him. :lol:
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote: Dude I've seen clips of girls pro football, and I feel confident in saying poor high school JV football teams would trounce those "pros". And get some good gropes in while doing so.
Good lord, why would anyone WANT to cop a feel on most of those players? :ohno:
JV teams are made up of Freshamn and Sophomores. I remember those days, I must not have been a king stud like yourself. I would have groped anything that moved back then, actually...
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andy7171 wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Good lord, why would anyone WANT to cop a feel on most of those players? :ohno:
JV teams are made up of Freshamn and Sophomores. I remember those days, I must not have been a king stud like yourself. I would have groped anything that moved back then, actually...
Oh no, I was/am the same way, but I generally prefer it if I don't get a handful of mangina when I go in for a grope.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
andy7171 wrote: JV teams are made up of Freshamn and Sophomores. I remember those days, I must not have been a king stud like yourself. I would have groped anything that moved back then, actually...
Oh no, I was/am the same way, but I generally prefer it if I don't get a handful of mangina when I go in for a grope.
True, but I was under the impression that they wore cups. :lol:
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
tampajag wrote:Also, save the chest thumping posts until you get some clout and respect. If you come in like this thread I'm using as an example, you'll be run off just as quick:

viewtopic.php?t=24227
Wow, I hadn't even opened that one. Thanks for the entertainment TJ.
You're welcome, that thread was actually the inspiration for this one :lol:
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Making fun of kickers is encouraged.
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Re: newbie rules

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Couple of newbie suggestions - if not rules.

If your team has just won one big game - congratulations - if you proceed to act as thought it is on par with the App St three-peat... prepare for it to get ugly.

If your team hasn't won a conference title recently - you cannot bash the rest of their conference as "inferior"

You cannot use the word "dominant" to describe your team when they have conference foes they have never beaten.

If your squad has a run of pretty remarkable achievements, all things considered, do not cheapen them by boasting of how they are somehow only a portent of things to come.

If your school is now, or has recently joined Division I - do NOT under any circumstances refer to FCS as a "pit stop" on the way to FBS, unless this has already been a stated goal laid out by an athletic director or university president.

doing any of the above will make you - and by extension your fan base - universally loathed round these parts. if you have questions - ask NDSU and/or ODU posters.
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TwinTownBisonFan wrote:doing any of the above will make you - and by extension your fan base - universally loathed round these parts. if you have questions - ask NDSU and/or ODU posters.
Nah, NDSU posters are serious. ODU fans just fuck around with ya guys and users here don't realize it. :lol:

BTW, we are better than App State.
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∞∞∞ wrote:
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:doing any of the above will make you - and by extension your fan base - universally loathed round these parts. if you have questions - ask NDSU and/or ODU posters.
Nah, NDSU posters are serious. ODU fans just **** around with ya guys and users here don't realize it. :lol:

BTW, we are better than App State.
+1 I recommend you guys don't take me serious when I talk smack.
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All references to Montana must be accompanied with the phrases

Loud
Cold
and possibly a pic
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if your team is ranked 20-25 don't bitch about how they're too low and are better than x team. if your team goes out and lays an egg the next week, be prepared to eat major crow.

southern nor grambling will be going to the playoffs because the Bayou Classic will never be moved. so you don't have to make that point/or ask that question when i post about our rivalry.

don't brag about how great your team is and then disappear when they lose to Lambuth.

nobody cares how many stars your recruits have, at all......

excuses for why your team lost will be ignore and the redicule will be great.

if you happen to stumble upon the "hot! hot! hot!" video, we've seen it many times

don't complain about thread hijacks

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