tampajag wrote:if your team is ranked 20-25 don't bitch about how they're too low and are better than x team. if your team goes out and lays an egg the next week, be prepared to eat major crow.
southern nor grambling will be going to the playoffs because the Bayou Classic will never be moved. so you don't have to make that point/or ask that question when i post about our rivalry.
don't brag about how great your team is and then disappear when they lose to Lambuth.
nobody cares how many stars your recruits have, at all......
excuses for why your team lost will be ignore and the redicule will be great.
if you happen to stumble upon the "hot! hot! hot!" video, we've seen it many times
don't complain about thread hijacks
be prepared to see pics of WaGriz at anytime
lastly pee in the butt, sodomy, no homo, anacostia river, wolves, geese, IOWA, and shut your whore mouth
Tits may have been ripped off.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
.... BF, Alexale and Opie are cool with me though. The rest of you fatty fucks need to set down your McRibwich and clean the BBQ slobber off your monitors.
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JMU DJ is a J-O-O and likes to use disclaimers so he doesn't get into trouble.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
.... BF, Alexale and Opie are cool with me though. The rest of you fatty fucks need to set down your McRibwich and clean the BBQ slobber off your monitors.
* Legal Disclaimer: Everything stated in the post is the opinion of the poster and does not reflect the views of CS.com. Third party readers should not view this post as a statement of fact as JMU DJ does not know if the collective pool of posters on CS.com are indeed plus sized individuals who indulge in pads of fat covered in BBQ sauce.
Too easy....too easy....
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. Whenever I smack ASU, they won't tell me to Go to Hell, Just to Go for two
OL FU
2. The South was Right!
citdog
3. Any off the wall or unimformed comments about the SWAC will be met with serious consequences by no less than 3 posters.
813Jag
4. Don't get too attached to your post count.
yorkcountyUNHfan
5. Citdog occasionaly buys drinks.
citdog
6. Don't be too impressed when it looks like Delaware fans always monopolize the top ten of any contest held by or sponsored by AGS. 90% of all AGS members are Delaware Fans. Also as bad as UD has been over the last few years, they have plenty of time to trivialize.
ChickenMan
7. VMI is a college burnt by the invading Yankee horde and unfortunately rebuilt afterwards.
citdog
8. "Why no Ivies in the playoffs" threads will be met with a collective yawn, but "Ivy recruiting scandal" threads can be entertaining.
9. There is another FCS message board, but nobody remembers its name, and it sucks anyway.
Ivytalk
10. Cap'n Cat is your Lord, your AGS God.
Cap’n Cat
11. It's THE Citadel. Unless you're mischievous and like to raise THE Citdog's blood pressure.
jonmac
12. Montana cannot lose at Wa-Griz, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise, unless it's the first round of the playoffs.
NE MT GRIZZ
13. Membership in Merdeville is limited to those who can trace their pedigrees back to the American Revolution, unless you're the founder!
Ivytalk
14. It's okay to not know where Merdeville is...
bandl
15. Allison Stokke is the best pole vaulter ever. And we have an entire section dedicated to her.
danefan
16. Inez Sainz is the best womans Mexican Soccer player.
ysubigred
17. App fans may refer to the Military College of South Carolina as Citadel until such time as the Bulldogs defeat the Mountaineers on the field.
18. Cap'n cat is your Russian Teen Porn connection.
lizrdgizrd
19. Yes, we realize our mascot has what appears to be nuts on its chin. This has been widely dicussed, dissected and rehashed, page after page. It's now a novel. Please don't start this topic up.
chanster
20. Beware the Crapsville Curse!
Go…Gate
21. It is OK to refer to Portland State University and the University of Portland as the same, even though one of those schools plays only the European style of futbol. In the great state of Oregon, its the Ducks and Beavers and nothing else really matters, as evident by our great attendance at all athletic events.
JALMOND
tampajag wrote:Edit: don't attempt to battle Citdog, you can't win.........
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