Speaking of spending all night on a message board. You posted this gem at 10:30. You were still on here posting at 3:24. Well done.ODUfanRazor wrote:Dude.....you are 48 years old and spend all night on a College football message board talking smack to people much younger than you and stalking them on facebook.
Sweet life bro!
BlueHen86 wrote:Speaking of spending all night on a message board. You posted this gem at 10:30. You were still on here posting at 3:24. Well done.ODUfanRazor wrote:Dude.....you are 48 years old and spend all night on a College football message board talking smack to people much younger than you and stalking them on facebook.
Sweet life bro!
Either it was a slow night at the Kwik-E-Mart or Apu gave you the night off.
He doesn't think his insults through. For example, why would I be a pedophile if I visited his facebook page? Is there underage material on it? Is he a child? Is his girlfriend a child?Cluck U wrote:Razoombas, you can't be that dumb. Andy and I are best friends (sorry grizzaholic...but you're still on the truck) and I can tell you that you can't believe a word he says on these boards when it involves boobs.ODUfanRazor wrote:This is "all your friends"? They are all a bunch of online Delaware losers? Wow....that explains ALOT.
And for the last time peodphile86, Andy told me you gave him the ORIGINAL picture of my girlfriends boobs, which means you did in fact go on my facebook to get it.
You are a pathetic sketchy 48 year old creep.
Dude, the entire state of Delaware is a f.cking nightmare. No wonder Joe Biden is so f.cked up, Jesus.
I've met a larger waste of oxygen in my entire life than pretty much the entire Delaware fan base.
Sad sad sad.
For the record, our internet geeks have been around way before '86 came on board...in fact, they migrated from another chat board that existed long before ODU football was a glimmer in your father's eye. Opie, KidZ, EagleClaw, huntersbend, PrideTerror, Tang, and a host of other dopes who have disappeared can attest to the error of having too much stupid stuff out there on the interweb.
Then again, I'm beginning to think that you like these beat downs...a moth to a flame. You're getting absolutely dominated and slapped around by everyone and yet you continue talking tough despite having the pipes of a vegan 9th grader and the limited imagination of a silly boy stuck on puberty stupid.
Come to think of it, you get smacked around and used like a speed bag on other boards as well, so there might be something to this theory. Let's put our thinking caps on, shall we?
Ummm....apparently you have less active sweat glands than some of us more swarthy men. Down here in the more humid climes it is pretty much customary attire.93henfan wrote: And now that you made me go back and look at that picture, who the fuck else wears a t-shirt under a golf shirt?
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I sweat like a sumbitch too, and it's humid as hell here. All a t-shirt does is make you sweat more. Fuck cotton.death dealer wrote:Ummm....apparently you have less active sweat glands than some of us more swarthy men. Down here in the more humid climes it is pretty much customary attire.93henfan wrote: And now that you made me go back and look at that picture, who the fuck else wears a t-shirt under a golf shirt?
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Oh, and that chick looks like she may be losing her hair in that picture. serious bald spot developing under those sunglasses.
I would, but my computer is freezing up due to the cold and I am worried about the motherboard cracking due to the noise. I trust you will have to just click on montanagrizzlies.com and hope for the best. I hope you are wearing ear plugs and sub-zero gear.SumItUp wrote:Great pic. I want to see a game there someday. Do you have any more photos of the stadium?grizzaholic wrote:
Just read the fucking thread. I see the Mexicans have taken a pretty good hold on ya already. LAZY ASS.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
I'm not reading through 300+ posts about a fokking football game. Fuckwad. Just tell me gawdammit!grizzaholic wrote:Just read the fucking thread. I see the Mexicans have taken a pretty good hold on ya already. LAZY ASS.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
Wait...I thought OpieGSU went to GSU? Did you mistype his name?BlueHen86 wrote:ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
We try to calm him down, make him feel at home by posting pictures of people he knows and stuff, but it doesn't always work.
Maybe he re-registered under a new name. He hasn't threatened to sue anybody yet, but he did threaten to "bitch smack" me. I thought he was being a sissy, but maybe "bitch smack" is court jargon.bandl wrote:Wait...I thought OpieGSU went to GSU? Did you mistype his name?BlueHen86 wrote:
ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.
We try to calm him down, make him feel at home by posting pictures of people he knows and stuff, but it doesn't always work.
Just read them. If you don't laugh I will donate for someone's user bar in your honor. Just read them. Lots of fucking laughs....on second thought... If you decide to be a BITCH, you might get a new user bar.bandl wrote:I'm not reading through 300+ posts about a fokking football game. Fuckwad. Just tell me gawdammit!grizzaholic wrote:
Just read the fucking thread. I see the Mexicans have taken a pretty good hold on ya already. LAZY ASS.
Now if this thread was about taking a poo, then I might take the time....
bandl wrote:I'm not reading through 300+ posts about a fokking football game. Fuckwad. Just tell me gawdammit!grizzaholic wrote:
Just read the fucking thread. I see the Mexicans have taken a pretty good hold on ya already. LAZY ASS.
Now if this thread was about taking a poo, then I might take the time....
Cluck U wrote:bandl wrote: I'm not reading through 300+ posts about a fokking football game. Fuckwad. Just tell me gawdammit!
Now if this thread was about taking a poo, then I might take the time....
Summary: ODUbutterknife is an incredibly dull, insecure person with small biceps and poor internet security selections who happens to enjoy submitting to public internet whippings by complete strangers while shouting out, “I’m your bitch, nasty Hen fans!”
93 reveals his fantasy girl, table top parcour can be painful, Andy tells boob tales but he is my best friend, appaholic gracefully fishes for whitefish because he doesn’t accept federal funding, and the chock full of stupid Hen Fan truck is overflowing.
However, the Devil is in the details, so do yourself a favor by skipping any of the actual game thread (CliffsNotes: ODU won), ignore anything posted by Razoombas (CliffsNotes: I swear to f.cking god I’m loved by more than just my mother) and read everything else.
Tomato, tamahto.grizzaholic wrote: Ummm...Grizzaholic.
Don't you mean Tomato, tenderloin? We are almost opposites.Cluck U wrote:Tomato, tamahto.grizzaholic wrote: Ummm...Grizzaholic.
He was busy with the Squishy machine, hot dog, and nacho station cleaning today. He will be on in 2 hours. You know, for the posting all night on a football message board schtick.BlueHen86 wrote:Sure is quiet without razor here, I guess he's tired after last nights all nighter, either that or the clean up on aisle 7 is taking longer than usual.
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He hates W&M, too. I thought only chicks hated the more beautiful, smarter, and popular. Got APR?BlueHen86 wrote:ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
We try to calm him down, make him feel at home by posting pictures of people he knows and stuff, but it doesn't always work.
You can be an internet stalker and a pedophile dipsh*t. They aren't mutuall exclusive. But the simple fact that you ARE 48 years old and checking out my girlfriends makes you creepy enough.BlueHen86 wrote:He doesn't think his insults through. For example, why would I be a pedophile if I visited his facebook page? Is there underage material on it? Is he a child? Is his girlfriend a child?Cluck U wrote:
Razoombas, you can't be that dumb. Andy and I are best friends (sorry grizzaholic...but you're still on the truck) and I can tell you that you can't believe a word he says on these boards when it involves boobs.
For the record, our internet geeks have been around way before '86 came on board...in fact, they migrated from another chat board that existed long before ODU football was a glimmer in your father's eye. Opie, KidZ, EagleClaw, huntersbend, PrideTerror, Tang, and a host of other dopes who have disappeared can attest to the error of having too much stupid stuff out there on the interweb.
Then again, I'm beginning to think that you like these beat downs...a moth to a flame. You're getting absolutely dominated and slapped around by everyone and yet you continue talking tough despite having the pipes of a vegan 9th grader and the limited imagination of a silly boy stuck on puberty stupid.
Come to think of it, you get smacked around and used like a speed bag on other boards as well, so there might be something to this theory. Let's put our thinking caps on, shall we?
Also, he so proud of himself for figuring out my age. I was hoping to keep it a secret, that's why I posted it on my profile. I also didn't think anyone would realize that the 86 in my name was my graduation year.
Unfortunately ODU-CSI figured me out.
I received a 1430 on my SAT (when the standard was still 1600). I could have gone to Delaware if I wanted too.....but I didn't want to go to a clown college and get infected with Delawaritis so I chose Randolph Macon instead.BlueHen86 wrote:ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.bandl wrote:Seems like a mighta missed a good thread here y'all, based on the post count. Any of you dick monsters care to summarize so I can possibly join in on the fun?
We try to calm him down, make him feel at home by posting pictures of people he knows and stuff, but it doesn't always work.
Ha ha ha....how f*cking stupid are you. I've teabagged each and every single Delaware fan in this thread, you've posted a picture of my girlfriend and seen that she is hot and not one of you cowards will A. meet me for a drink or B. post pictures of your ugly, medusa looking wives/girlfriends or more than likely boyfriends for us to rag on.Cluck U wrote:bandl wrote: I'm not reading through 300+ posts about a fokking football game. ****. Just tell me gawdammit!
Now if this thread was about taking a poo, then I might take the time....
Summary: ODUbutterknife is an incredibly dull, insecure person with small biceps and poor internet security selections who happens to enjoy submitting to public internet whippings by complete strangers while shouting out, “I’m your bitch, nasty Hen fans!”
93 reveals his fantasy girl, table top parcour can be painful, Andy tells boob tales but he is my best friend, grizzaholic gracefully fishes for whitefish because he doesn’t accept federal funding, and the chock full of stupid Hen Fan truck is overflowing.
However, the Devil is in the details, so do yourself a favor by skipping any of the actual game thread (CliffsNotes: ODU won), ignore anything posted by Razoombas (CliffsNotes: I swear to f.cking god I’m loved by more than just my mother) and read everything else.
Ha, I don't hate W&M at all. Glad to see you followed me over here too though.Tribal wrote:He hates W&M, too. I thought only chicks hated the more beautiful, smarter, and popular. Got APR?BlueHen86 wrote:
ODUrazor really loves UD and things UD, but he's pissed off that he didn't get accepted there; so sometimes he lashes out due to conflicting emotions.
We try to calm him down, make him feel at home by posting pictures of people he knows and stuff, but it doesn't always work.
Your obsession with me really is quite frightening. You apparently just think about me all day long, hoping I'll post here?BlueHen86 wrote:Sure is quiet without razor here, I guess he's tired after last nights all nighter, either that or the clean up on aisle 7 is taking longer than usual.
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