Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers

[Appaholic]

No, I believe Utah is perved out all the way, they dreamed up and sold that white slavery scam, they [*]f**k little girls in the name of religion, and the porn store on interstate 80 just across the line in Evanston, Wy is one of the busiest in the nation. So is the liquor store right near it.

Yes, yes, yes...I know Wedgebuster. And they're all members of the LDS Church undoubtedly.

D1B shoulda said earlier...

D1B = Catholic Church
Tman = Global Warming
Wedgebuster = LDS Church

I don't really trust folks in the LDS Church, but I've never run across any (non-jack mormons) who regularly violated their doctrine, and I know/met/have worked with quite a few. Sure there are "jack mormons"...many of them American Indian and Islanders who come in via missionary recruitment, and yes, many of them I know drink, etc... but rarely of the "non-jack" type.
Hell, if I lived in some of those towns, like Orem/Provo,...as a non-mormon, I'd probably be drinking and checking out porn too...what else is there to do? Kinda hard to find a bar to get hooked up.

Let's me add to the list...

Appaholic = Law "Enforcement"

[Wedgebuster]

Nuttin' like the deep burning itch
of a suppressed throbbing rusty root
juice carbuncle shrouded in guilt
and shame being expelled
at the very split second of total
spiritual and emotional fission
with a click of the mouse
in their own little house.

Nobody to tell
I won't go to hell
It's between Jesus and me

Hella-good guess there TM,

thought it was great at the time.

Vodka...

...huh?

[Cap'n Cat]

Hey, Wedgie is absolutely right about that adult bookstore in Evanston, WY. Been there a few times and stopped often to get gas nearby when I was traveling to/from Utah. If there were 100 automobiles in the parking lot, my observation is that fully 90% of them were from Utah. No lie.



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