Hey, DJH....(The Joe Mauer Memorial Thread)
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Re: Hey, DJH....
You Mauer boys are missing Tom's point.
If the Twinkies were the Yankees, and had a $250 million payroll, then no problem.
But the Twinkies have a $97 million payroll, and Mauer is getting $23 million of that.
For that kind of percentage of salary, Mauer needs to hit .450, with 300 RBIs, 100 HR's, 50 SB's and Pitch a few no-hitters on his catcher's rest days.
If the Twinkies were the Yankees, and had a $250 million payroll, then no problem.
But the Twinkies have a $97 million payroll, and Mauer is getting $23 million of that.
For that kind of percentage of salary, Mauer needs to hit .450, with 300 RBIs, 100 HR's, 50 SB's and Pitch a few no-hitters on his catcher's rest days.
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The Twins have as much money as the Yankmees, belive it or not.
Sadly the owners are too damn stingy to spend it on the complete team.
Sadly the owners are too damn stingy to spend it on the complete team.
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clenz wrote:The Twins have as much money as the Yankmees, belive it or not.
Sadly the owners are too damn stingy to spend it on the complete team.
The owners may be rich, but the Twin don't generate anywhere as close to the amount of revenue the Yankees do.
The Yankees can spend $250 Million and still make money.
The Twins could spend $250 Million and lose $150 Million
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If the twins spend 250 million and had the success the Yankmees have (even with the lack of a title the last 10 years) they'd make money too.dbackjon wrote:clenz wrote:The Twins have as much money as the Yankmees, belive it or not.
Sadly the owners are too damn stingy to spend it on the complete team.
The owners may be rich, but the Twin don't generate anywhere as close to the amount of revenue the Yankees do.
The Yankees can spend $250 Million and still make money.
The Twins could spend $250 Million and lose $150 Million
The problem is the Twins ownership is cheap as fuck...Can't blame Joe for that.
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Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.AZGrizFan wrote:Answer me this: is there any other slap-hitting catcher in MLB making $23 million a year?clenz wrote:Z...we all know you base your view of how good a player is only on HR's.....![]()
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Hell, is there any other slap-hitting player at ANY position making $23 million per year?
Be completely honest with yourself and admit that the Twinkies gave Mauer that monster contract based on his 2009 season where he actually might have EARNED $23 million....I guarantee you the upper management is sitting there wringing their hands wondering if the guy who signed that contract will EVER show his face again.
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lower career BA, ops, slg, OBP, and HR... salaries by yearGrizalltheway wrote:Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.AZGrizFan wrote:
Answer me this: is there any other slap-hitting catcher in MLB making $23 million a year?![]()
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Hell, is there any other slap-hitting player at ANY position making $23 million per year?
Be completely honest with yourself and admit that the Twinkies gave Mauer that monster contract based on his 2009 season where he actually might have EARNED $23 million....I guarantee you the upper management is sitting there wringing their hands wondering if the guy who signed that contract will EVER show his face again.
2001 27 Seattle Mariners $5,666,667 4/6/01 USA Today
2002 28 Seattle Mariners $3,696,000 4/3/02 AP
2003 29 Seattle Mariners $4,666,667*
2004 30 Seattle Mariners $6,500,000*
2005 31 Seattle Mariners $12,500,000
2006 32 Seattle Mariners $12,500,000
2007 33 Seattle Mariners $12,500,000
2008 34 Seattle Mariners $17,102,149
2009 35 Seattle Mariners $18,000,000
2010 36 Seattle Mariners $18,000,000
2011 37 Seattle Mariners $18,000,000
2012 38 Seattle Mariners $17,000,000
2013 Status Signed, Earliest Free Agent: 2013
Career to date (may be incomplete) $129,131,483 Does not include future salaries
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2004 21 Minnesota Twins $300,000 4/7/04 AP
2005 22 Minnesota Twins $325,000
2006 23 Minnesota Twins $400,000
2007 24 Minnesota Twins $3,750,000
2008 25 Minnesota Twins $6,250,000
2009 26 Minnesota Twins $10,500,000
2010 27 Minnesota Twins $12,500,000
2011 28 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2012 29 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2013 30 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2014 31 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2015 32 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2016 33 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2017 34 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
2018 35 Minnesota Twins $23,000,000
Earliest Free Agent: 2019
Career to date (may be incomplete) $57,025,000 Does not include future salaries
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Re: Hey, DJH....
Ichiro isn't catching.Grizalltheway wrote: Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.

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You're right...he plays a position where actually producing HR, RBI, etc... is viewed as important.....Gil Dobie wrote:Ichiro isn't catching.Grizalltheway wrote: Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.
Catchers who put up any real offensive numbers of any kind are just a plus.
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The number 2 highest paid catcher is Brian McCann at $11.5 million
Hits Mauer 102-65
Runs Mauer 48-31
2b's Mauer 19-10
HR McCann 14-6
RBI McCann 48-44
AVG Mauer .329-.240
Hits Mauer 102-65
Runs Mauer 48-31
2b's Mauer 19-10
HR McCann 14-6
RBI McCann 48-44
AVG Mauer .329-.240

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Yeah. Never mind the 436 stolen bases. Or the 7 times leading the league in hits. Or the "ironman" status, particularly when compared to Brittle Joe. If Ichiro is worth the $18 million he's making, Joe is worth about $6.Grizalltheway wrote:Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.AZGrizFan wrote:
Answer me this: is there any other slap-hitting catcher in MLB making $23 million a year?![]()
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Hell, is there any other slap-hitting player at ANY position making $23 million per year?
Be completely honest with yourself and admit that the Twinkies gave Mauer that monster contract based on his 2009 season where he actually might have EARNED $23 million....I guarantee you the upper management is sitting there wringing their hands wondering if the guy who signed that contract will EVER show his face again.
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Brittle Joe?AZGrizFan wrote:Yeah. Never mind the 436 stolen bases. Or the 7 times leading the league in hits. Or the "ironman" status, particularly when compared to Brittle Joe. If Ichiro is worth the $18 million he's making, Joe is worth about $6.Grizalltheway wrote:
Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.
05:131 games
06: 140 games
07: 109 games
08: 146 games
09: 138games
10: 137 games
11: 82 games (yep struggled with injuries)
12: 83 of 92 games thus far
Catchers who have played the same number (rougly) of games as Joe since 05....I'll bet the only ones that come close are AJ Pierzynski (Joe had better stats everywhere except HR and RBI), Yadier Molina (Joe with better stats all around except HR), Posada (through 11...Joe with better stats everywhere but HR), Jason Kendall (through 10...Joe with better stats all around).
Much easier to play everyday in RF than catcher. With that being said, Ichiro deserves Iron-man status. He's also had less HR and RBI than Joe almost every single year. Lower career BA than Joe as well....
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1. Mauer is not a power hitter, never has been (except for the MVP year), and doesn't need to be. He's a catcher, first and foremost. Its one of the most important positions on the field day in and day out. Typically any good offense that you get out of your catcher is a bonus rather than a necessity. Catchers that have tremendous offensive ability like Joe Mauer come around almost never.AZGrizFan wrote:There's lots of "doubt" about it. Mauer is the 3rd highest paid PLAYER in baseball...yet there's 21 other CATCHERS that have more HR's. 7 CATCHERS that have more RBI. He might have gotten the biggest hometown-hero salary bump EVER.DJH wrote:Mauer's numbers continue to rise, as he is pretty much back to old form as being one of the best players in baseball, ain't no doubt about it.
2. A given player's worth to a given franchise is not about stats. Its about their value. Mauer is incredibly valuable to the Minnesota Twins. Marketability, the home state kid, moving into a new stadium, ect. The fact that he is actually a great player (MVP, multiple time batting champ) is just a huge bonus. When healthy (pretty much every single year of his career other than last year) he is worth, to the Twins, what he is getting paid.
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So what? The Twins have money. If they want to spend more, they can and will. Mauer's contract is not stopping them from getting other talent.dbackjon wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:
There's lots of "doubt" about it. Mauer is the 3rd highest paid PLAYER in baseball...yet there's 21 other CATCHERS that have more HR's. 7 CATCHERS that have more RBI. He might have gotten the biggest hometown-hero salary bump EVER.
28% of team payroll
Don't hate the player, hate the game. That's the market system that MLB operates under.
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Common misconception. Take a few minutes and browse through this article from 2010. It goes in depth as to how even the New York Yankees have trouble making money spending as much as they do, and have often reported losses.dbackjon wrote:clenz wrote:The Twins have as much money as the Yankmees, belive it or not.
Sadly the owners are too damn stingy to spend it on the complete team.
The owners may be rich, but the Twin don't generate anywhere as close to the amount of revenue the Yankees do.
The Yankees can spend $250 Million and still make money.
The Twins could spend $250 Million and lose $150 Million
http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/20 ... 99-budget/
By my estimate, the Yankees broke even this year. The 2010 Yankees … with roughly $600 million in revenues and a post-season run falling two wins short of the post-season … may not have turned a profit.
Is this possible? Of course it is possible. According to Forbes, the Yankees consistently lost money prior to 2009: $4 million of losses in 2008, $47 million lost in 2007, $25 million of losses in 2006, $50 million of losses in 2005, $37 million of losses in 2004, and $26 million lost in 2003. Excluding 2009, Forbes last showed the Yankees turning a profit in 2002. Between 2003 and 2008, the Forbes numbers show the Yankees losing a total of about $200 million. We need to keep in mind that the Forbes numbers are only estimates. Still, Forbes is not the only publication that thinks the team loses money – see here, for example. The Yankees themselves claimed for years that they’ve been losing money. Brian Cashman said so here in 2005; Randy Levine said so here in 2008. According to one report in 2007, the Yankees at that time had not distributed profits to its ownership in 10 years.
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So a batting title is viewed as a plus for Ichiro to you, but brushed off as nothing for Mauer? Never mind the fact that Mauer is playing fucking catcher, while Ichiro is burried in defensive irrelevancy in RF for 15 years.AZGrizFan wrote:Yeah. Never mind the 436 stolen bases. Or the 7 times leading the league in hits. Or the "ironman" status, particularly when compared to Brittle Joe. If Ichiro is worth the $18 million he's making, Joe is worth about $6.Grizalltheway wrote:
Ichiro is the ultimate slap hitter, and he's making 18 million this year, at age 38. I'm sure he made more in the past when his numbers were better.
Tell me, how many times does Ichiro sell out Safeco Field in Seattle?
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And, despite all that, he is the one single reason the Twins will never be a contender as long as they have his contract. All that proves is the owners don't care about WINNING, they care about $$ and butts in the seats.DJH wrote:1. Mauer is not a power hitter, never has been (except for the MVP year), and doesn't need to be. He's a catcher, first and foremost. Its one of the most important positions on the field day in and day out. Typically any good offense that you get out of your catcher is a bonus rather than a necessity. Catchers that have tremendous offensive ability like Joe Mauer come around almost never.AZGrizFan wrote:
There's lots of "doubt" about it. Mauer is the 3rd highest paid PLAYER in baseball...yet there's 21 other CATCHERS that have more HR's. 7 CATCHERS that have more RBI. He might have gotten the biggest hometown-hero salary bump EVER.
2. A given player's worth to a given franchise is not about stats. Its about their value. Mauer is incredibly valuable to the Minnesota Twins. Marketability, the home state kid, moving into a new stadium, ect. The fact that he is actually a great player (MVP, multiple time batting champ) is just a huge bonus. When healthy (pretty much every single year of his career other than last year) he is worth, to the Twins, what he is getting paid.
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Huh? The Twins re-signed maybe the best catcher in the game, reigning MVP, that happens to be beloved and from Minnesota, and you are telling me they don't care about winning? LOL...Don't tell me that you believe the organization would be lauded for making a "winning" decision if they let the MVP go to the Red Sox.AZGrizFan wrote:And, despite all that, he is the one single reason the Twins will never be a contender as long as they have his contract. All that proves is the owners don't care about WINNING, they care about $$ and butts in the seats.DJH wrote:
1. Mauer is not a power hitter, never has been (except for the MVP year), and doesn't need to be. He's a catcher, first and foremost. Its one of the most important positions on the field day in and day out. Typically any good offense that you get out of your catcher is a bonus rather than a necessity. Catchers that have tremendous offensive ability like Joe Mauer come around almost never.
2. A given player's worth to a given franchise is not about stats. Its about their value. Mauer is incredibly valuable to the Minnesota Twins. Marketability, the home state kid, moving into a new stadium, ect. The fact that he is actually a great player (MVP, multiple time batting champ) is just a huge bonus. When healthy (pretty much every single year of his career other than last year) he is worth, to the Twins, what he is getting paid.
His contract ain't stopping them from getting anybody. They choose to spend as much as they want to spend.
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DJH wrote:So a batting title is viewed as a plus for Ichiro to you, but brushed off as nothing for Mauer? Never mind the fact that Mauer is playing fucking catcher, while Ichiro is burried in defensive irrelevancy in RF for 15 years.AZGrizFan wrote:
Yeah. Never mind the 436 stolen bases. Or the 7 times leading the league in hits. Or the "ironman" status, particularly when compared to Brittle Joe. If Ichiro is worth the $18 million he's making, Joe is worth about $6.
Tell me, how many times does Ichiro sell out Safeco Field in Seattle?
What an assinine argument. Go look at the attendance figures. Mauer's been playing since 2004, yet magically the Twins don't start drawing 10,000 more people a game when they move to Target Field? And you credit MAUER for that?
Now go check Seattle's attendance figures in the first 5 years Ichiro was there: 43k, 43k, 40k, 36k, 31k.
You won't win an attendance argument against Ichiro. Hell, he has an entire NATION watch his every move. Mauer is irrelevant outside of Minneapolis.
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Target Field seats less than 40k you dumbfuck
So yes id call 39k at Target Field a sell out
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Yeah. Mauer's is .324 and Ichiro's is .323.clenz wrote:Much easier to play everyday in RF than catcher. With that being said, Ichiro deserves Iron-man status. He's also had less HR and RBI than Joe almost every single year. Lower career BA than Joe as well....
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.324 as a catcher is more impressive than .323 as an OF....
Just like an era if 3 is a hell of a lot more impressive from a starter than a closer
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OK, YoungTerrier.clenz wrote:Target Field seats less than 40k you dumbfuck
So yes id call 39k at Target Field a sell out
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Should have clicked on the link...it was the Metrodome that seated 55,000. Doesn't change my point one iota. So HE apparently sells out Target field but couldn't get those extra people to the Metrodome? Something tells me it might be the lure of a shiny new ballpark and not watching a punch-and-Judy catcher that's drawing those folks to the ballpark.
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Really? Do Mauer's hits count more?clenz wrote:.324 as a catcher is more impressive than .323 as an OF....
Just like an era if 3 is a hell of a lot more impressive from a starter than a closer
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You said Mauer had a higher batting average. I proved you wrong. Just admit it and move on.
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You want to compare stats from the Metrodome? Have you ever been to the fucking Metrodome? Its a hellhole for baseball, its a GD miracle that they drew as well as they did in there. Every single one of Mauer's seasons in the dome the Twins averaged more than the Mariners did in the last 5 years in their beautiful stadium in Seattle.AZGrizFan wrote:DJH wrote:
So a batting title is viewed as a plus for Ichiro to you, but brushed off as nothing for Mauer? Never mind the fact that Mauer is playing fucking catcher, while Ichiro is burried in defensive irrelevancy in RF for 15 years.
Tell me, how many times does Ichiro sell out Safeco Field in Seattle?![]()
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What an assinine argument. Go look at the attendance figures. Mauer's been playing since 2004, yet magically the Twins don't start drawing 10,000 more people a game when they move to Target Field? And you credit MAUER for that?![]()
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His first five seasons in Minnesota? 23k, 25k, 28k, 28k, 28k. Oh and, BTW, Target field seats 55,000 and the Twinkies average 39,000. Is that your definition of a "sellout"?
Now go check Seattle's attendance figures in the first 5 years Ichiro was there: 43k, 43k, 40k, 36k, 31k.
You won't win an attendance argument against Ichiro. Hell, he has an entire NATION watch his every move. Mauer is irrelevant outside of Minneapolis.
Target field's capacity is 39K you stupid mother fucker, LOL.--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_Field
Target Field has averged 35K per game this year to watch a shitty team, and averaged 39K each of the previous two years. Safeco hasn't been above 30K since 2007, and hasn't been above 35K since 2004. Get the fuck out of here retard.
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