Official NCAA TOURNAMENT THREAD

[bench]

The most disturbing development on day one is the return of the Chevy commercials with that retarded John Cougar Mellencamp song. JUST DIE ALREADY, YOU MIDWESTERN SACK OF PIGSHIT. If General Motors does go under, I'll never have to hear that song ever again, right?

[dbackjon]

UCLA up 10 at the half

[TwinTownBisonFan]

The most disturbing development on day one is the return of the Chevy commercials with that retarded John Cougar Mellencamp song. JUST DIE ALREADY, YOU MIDWESTERN SACK OF PIGSHIT. If General Motors does go under, I'll never have to hear that song ever again, right?

The Howie Long "questioning your manhood" ads are almost as annoying. "GMC - sure our vehicles suck, but if you buy from anyone else, you're a pvssy or a queer"... good lord.

[HI54UNI]

I have a dilemna. I f'ing hate Duke but I'm in a pool where we draw team names out of a hat rather than doing brackets. Duke is one of the names I drew out of the hat and is probably my best chance. If Duke wins the whole thing I win $90. Can I waive my hate of Duke for $90?

[bench]

The most disturbing development on day one is the return of the Chevy commercials with that retarded John Cougar Mellencamp song. JUST DIE ALREADY, YOU MIDWESTERN SACK OF PIGSHIT. If General Motors does go under, I'll never have to hear that song ever again, right?

The Howie Long "questioning your manhood" ads are almost as annoying. "GMC - sure our vehicles suck, but if you buy from anyone else, you're a pvssy or a queer"... good lord.

I'd make a joke about them, but Kissing Suzy Kolber already did it better than I ever could:

Oh hey, I notice you’ve got a little– what is that? A “man ramp” to get up into your truck’s bed? No, no — it looks good. Must come in handy when you want to help a dainty little man into the back there. So you can hold his hand and have sex with him and ask him to stay the night, because you’re a needy little bitch. It works for you.

[dbackjon]

I have a dilemna. I f'ing hate Duke but I'm in a pool where we draw team names out of a hat rather than doing brackets. Duke is one of the names I drew out of the hat and is probably my best chance. If Duke wins the whole thing I win $90. Can I waive my hate of Duke for $90?

No. If you are going to be a whore, at least hold out for decent money

[wideright82]

Yeah man, much better. Nova victory and a belly full of scotch and chili shrimp really make an ok night.

I was worried about you for a minute there.

Thanks Grizza, I was worried about myself. VCU best beat the bruins though or I will not be happy.

[wideright82]

I have a dilemna. I f'ing hate Duke but I'm in a pool where we draw team names out of a hat rather than doing brackets. Duke is one of the names I drew out of the hat and is probably my best chance. If Duke wins the whole thing I win $90. Can I waive my hate of Duke for $90?

Fuck no. You sit in enough meetings where your hatred for Duke should cost a cool G.

[HI54UNI]

Ok. Screw Duke. Go Kansas and Texas!

[HI54UNI]

Illinois sucking it up right now. Going to screw up a lot of brackets if they lose.

[bench]

Illinois sucking it up right now. Going to screw up a lot of brackets if they lose.

Not mine.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

Illinois sucking it up right now. Going to screw up a lot of brackets if they lose.

when the seedings were announced I laughed and said "sucks to be illinois..."

most of the pools i'm in have WKU winning today

[dbackjon]

Especially with Illinois' best player hobbled.

My Illini are in a world of hurt

[wideright82]

Illinois sucking it up right now. Going to screw up a lot of brackets if they lose.

when the seedings were announced I laughed and said "sucks to be illinois..."

most of the pools i'm in have WKU winning today

Bingo. They were the quintessential 12 beating 5 for me this year.

[Appaholic]

Illinois sucking it up right now. Going to screw up a lot of brackets if they lose.

Not mine.

Nor mine

[TwinTownBisonFan]

still not tired of the "HEY NOW..." jokes when Larry Sanders for VCU touches the ball.

btw anyone see that thug-mugging of Griffin for Oklahoma? man... stay classy morgan state...

[bench]

I would really, really appreciate it if VCU can pull this off

[wideright82]

NOOOOO VCUUUUUU..... common alice make it to the rim at least

[bench]

Fuck

[TwinTownBisonFan]

WKU finishes the deal well done!

[dbackjon]

What could have been if Illinois was healthy...

[AshevilleApp]

Not a great day yesterday, my picks only went 10-6. Fortunately nobody lost who I have advancing to the Sweet 16.

[dgreco]

so pissed about the VCU loss. They should of won that game.

[grizzaholic]

OK you NDSU fucks. I got you guys advancing and you had better make me proud and kick Kansas' ass up and down the court in 2 hours.

[dbackjon]

Syracuse dominating SFA
Oklahoma State and Tennessee in a good matchup

Utah State - Marquette underway