This is one train wreck I WILL be watching...

[CAA Flagship]

The US used to have a strategic stockpile of helium, but in 1996, Congress voted to get rid of the stockpile by 2014, selling it at bargin rates.

Cue Spandos.

I blame Clinton

[CAA Flagship]

Love the Facebook comments.


Christ

[AZGrizFan]

We have movement, people. Action on the ground...

[CAA Flagship]

That dude's suit is fire retardant.

[93henfan]

I see a countdown.

Is that the countdown until the next delay?

[Grizalltheway]

The countdown is on! T-minus 5 minutes.

[93henfan]

Maybe he drops so fast that he passes through a dimensional portal and pops out 65 years in the past? That would finally explain the Roswell incident.

[89Hen]

A countdown to exactly where we were before the countdown.

[AZGrizFan]

Wonder what this whole thing cost? That is a boatload of people, time, facilities and equipment....

[AZGrizFan]

A countdown to exactly where we were before the countdown.

Yeah, but now we have SOUND!

[89Hen]

Don Day not looking too confident.

[AZGrizFan]

Aw, FUCK. Abort abort abort

[89Hen]

I hope all you pro-choice people are happy. They are aborting.

[Grizalltheway]

Wonder what this whole thing cost? That is a boatload of people, time, facilities and equipment....

Not to mention all the litigation Red Bull will face after a bunch of 12 year olds get hopped up on it and try to skydive off their roofs.

[andy7171]

So they aborted? Why were we looking at the sky for so long?

[Grizalltheway]

So they aborted? Why were we looking at the sky for so long?

No shit, I've got some major blue balls going on here.

[93henfan]

West Coast pussies.

[CID1990]

Looks like they won't have the weather until Sunday earliest.

I can't wait until this guy goes supersonic. I bet his a$$ pops off or something.

[CAA Flagship]

So what is going on? Is someone going to die today or not?
(Disclaimer: The answer should exclude deaths in Norfolk, VA from knives, guns, vehicles, drugs, or general stupidity).

[AZGrizFan]

http://video.foxnews.com/v/151199348700 ... =obnetwork" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Video from his jump from 71,000 earlier...

[andy7171]

http://video.foxnews.com/v/151199348700 ... =obnetwork

Video from his jump from 71,000 earlier...

Holy shit! 71K isn't just high, it's space!

WTF is 50K more further up going to look like!?!

[ASUG8]

My question is, if the guy is taking off from Roswell and it will take him 3 hrs to get to altitude how can they be guaranteed that after catching those high altitude winds he won't end up in Oklahoma or the Atlantic Ocean?

[AZGrizFan]

My question is, if the guy is taking off from Roswell and it will take him 3 hrs to get to altitude how can they be guaranteed that after catching those high altitude winds he won't end up in Oklahoma or the Atlantic Ocean?

after watching the 71,000 foot jump video, I wondered the same thing.

[ASUG8]

I read somewhere today that the "live" stream will be on a 20 second delay in case something horrific happens.

[93henfan]

I read somewhere today that the "live" stream will be on a 20 second delay in case something horrific happens.

Well then why the fuck were we watching it? I was told it was live. The chance of injury is the only reason I was watching.

Thanks for saving me wasting any additional time on this nonsense.