Question: When The Inevitable U.S. Collapse Occurs........

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:51 am

.....will we "invite" the Chinese and Russians here to straighten all our sh*t out, or will we put up a meek little fuss when they simply land on the shore?

"Fvck me, Win Chu! Sacramento vewy durtee!"

"Vewy honowoba Cap'n Cat give up info-may-she-on on wheweabouts of criminal capitawist travewinman67. We reward Comrade Cat with much caf-fish.""

"Is fwuitwess to wesist, Amewican comwades."

Post by **Ivytalk** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:07 am

WATCH OUT FOR THEM UZBEKS!!!

Post by **travelinman67** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:37 am

No assualt weapons needed...

I've two gigantic smokers, a couple hundred lbs of mesquite charcoal and several bags of apple and hickory in the garage...

...and always keep around 100+ lbs of pork/chicken/beef in the freezer...

...soon as any invading force lands in the U.S., I'm firing up the smokers, throwing the meat on, opening a few cases of red wine, and setting out the chairs...

...once the goons show up, I'll set 'em down and start feeding them good ol' American barbeque and booze...

...and whilst they eat, ask them if they really want to "destroy" this way of life to supplant it with the quality of life from their homecountry?

...or...maybe just ask me to brown bag some brisket and carnitas for the ride home...

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:39 am

travelinman67 wrote:No assualt weapons needed...

I've two gigantic smokers, a couple hundred lbs of mesquite charcoal and several bags of apple and hickory in the garage...

...and always keep around 100+ lbs of pork/chicken/beef in the freezer...

...soon as any invading force lands in the U.S., I'm firing up the smokers, throwing the meat on, opening a few cases of red wine, and setting out the chairs...

...once the goons show up, I'll set 'em down and start feeding them good ol' American barbeque and booze...

...and whilst they eat, ask them if they really want to "destroy" this way of life to supplant it with the quality of life from their homecountry?

...or...maybe just ask me to brown bag some brisket and carnitas for the ride home...

I like it!!!

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 am

BTW, can you picture BUCDAD on the beach at Santa Cruz waiting for the Chinese to land?

"Bring it on you gooky yellow niggra Commie fvcks! Just set ONE FOOT on the beach, you slanty-eyed cocksuckers!!"

Gil Dobie · Post by **Gil Dobie** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:37 pm

The USA will survive this economic downturn.

Post by **Cap'n Cat** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:43 pm

Gil Dobie wrote:The USA will survive this economic downturn.

You best get your dopey hind end to Barnes & Noble at Maplewood Mall and pick up Rosetta Stone's Beginning Chinese, bitch.

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