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Best of Super Bowl Power Outage Jokes

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I saw a ton of hilarious ones on twitter during the power outage.

"While we're in delay, let's join "This Week in Baseball," already in progress."

"Good news! Next year's Super Bowl is in New Jersey, America's power outage capitol."

"How many Harbaughs does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Anyone else see/hear any good jokes?
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rkwittem wrote:I saw a ton of hilarious ones on twitter during the power outage.

"While we're in delay, let's join "This Week in Baseball," already in progress."

"Good news! Next year's Super Bowl is in New Jersey, America's power outage capitol."

"How many Harbaughs does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Anyone else see/hear any good jokes?
How about "Turn out the lights the party's over"
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I thought this was the best one:

" It's been reported a grumpy looking man wearing a New England Patriots hooded sweatshirt was sighted fleeing the Superdome power room."
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Ibanez wrote:
This time the rich people are stuck in the superdome. Fastest they've ever gotten aide to NOLA.
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I told a guy last night that somewhere, Ray Nagin was blaming Bush.
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bluehenbillk wrote:I thought this was the best one:

" It's been reported a grumpy looking man wearing a New England Patriots hooded sweatshirt was sighted fleeing the Superdome power room."
I heard Bellick shut the power down so he could retrieve the survelance cameras he installed two weeks ago.
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This won't be clear to all but to those that are familiar with The Wire and the fact that it's setting was Baltimore the winner was:

"Oh Shit! OMAR'S COMING!"
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I heard Bellick shut the power down so he could retrieve the survelance cameras he installed two weeks ago.
"Oh ****! OMAR'S COMING!"
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"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."

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