Vidav wrote:Do people really watch NASCAR?
Sure do.
Vidav wrote:Do people really watch NASCAR?

Same here.93henfan wrote:Vidav wrote:Do people really watch NASCAR?
Sure do.

I'd like to join this team!Wedgebuster wrote:Me and SH are Bruhs on this subject, we'd both run naked across the track to lick her sweaty snapper fresh and hot out of them leather racin' pants, and proclaim her our pole position preference, rain or shine!
Huh Horney??
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Negative, she allows herself to have jokes like that made about her. Have you seen her commercials? She uses sex appeal to generate fame and fortune. Not to mention her dating Stenhouse. I'd assume you'd be against that, SH...she's not even divorced yet.SuperHornet wrote:You're disgusting, CID.

93henfan wrote:Yep. Two cars powered by engines from the all-male Hendrick Motorsports engine department and driven by little women.SuperHornet wrote:Patrick and Jeff Gordon were the only drivers to pass 196 mph on Pole Day.
Seriously, I met Jeff Gordon at an event at Dover AFB one time and he is a tiny fellow. I'll bet he's not much taller or heavier than Danica. If he tops 150 (hell, even 140) I'd be amazed.ASUMountaineer wrote:93henfan wrote:
Yep. Two cars powered by engines from the all-male Hendrick Motorsports engine department and driven by little women.

Jeebus. How short do you have to be to have 93 call you out on it?!?!93henfan wrote:Seriously, I met Jeff Gordon at an event at Dover AFB one time and he is a tiny fellow. I'll bet he's not much taller or heavier than Danica. If he tops 150 (hell, even 140) I'd be amazed.ASUMountaineer wrote:

Yeah, I've been down in the pits before and most of those guys are little. Dale Jr. isn't much bigger than Jeff Gordon.93henfan wrote:Seriously, I met Jeff Gordon at an event at Dover AFB one time and he is a tiny fellow. I'll bet he's not much taller or heavier than Danica. If he tops 150 (hell, even 140) I'd be amazed.ASUMountaineer wrote:
Jeff is 5'8 and Dale is 6 ft.ASUMountaineer wrote:Yeah, I've been down in the pits before and most of those guys are little. Dale Jr. isn't much bigger than Jeff Gordon.93henfan wrote:
Seriously, I met Jeff Gordon at an event at Dover AFB one time and he is a tiny fellow. I'll bet he's not much taller or heavier than Danica. If he tops 150 (hell, even 140) I'd be amazed.

Might be time to bite your tongue there Ibanez.Ibanez wrote:Jeff is 5'8 and Dale is 6 ft.ASUMountaineer wrote:
Yeah, I've been down in the pits before and most of those guys are little. Dale Jr. isn't much bigger than Jeff Gordon.
I don't care. NASCAR is silly.
What? They are average height.grizzaholic wrote:Might be time to bite your tongue there Ibanez.Ibanez wrote: Jeff is 5'8 and Dale is 6 ft.
I don't care. NASCAR is silly.
And have anyone here ever met an INDY car driver?

I am 5'11" and have stood beside Dale Jr. I had at least 2" on him.Ibanez wrote:Jeff is 5'8 and Dale is 6 ft.ASUMountaineer wrote:
Yeah, I've been down in the pits before and most of those guys are little. Dale Jr. isn't much bigger than Jeff Gordon.
I don't care. NASCAR is silly.
ASUMountaineer wrote:I am 5'11" and have stood beside Dale Jr. I had at least 2" on him.Ibanez wrote: Jeff is 5'8 and Dale is 6 ft.
I don't care. NASCAR is silly.

As for the splittail winning the pole.....she should....her car is 50-100lbs lighter than anyone elses every week.93henfan wrote:
Btw, if I had to bet $$$, Stewart is winning next Sunday.




Its car weight.SuperHornet wrote:How do you know that, Alpha? Have you read the NASCAR/IRL rules? Don't you think that there's at least a possibility that they might require her to place weights the car like jockeys have to at the Kentucky Derby?



What's a Nessie?SuperHornet wrote:Go play with Nessie, Alpha.

The reigning champ said yesterday that her lesser weight does give an advantage on every track but super speedways. So, there is an effect, just not at tracks like Daytona or Talladega.SuperHornet wrote:How do you know that, Alpha? Have you read the NASCAR/IRL rules? Don't you think that there's at least a possibility that they might require her to place weights the car like jockeys have to at the Kentucky Derby?

Well, then it must be true.Ibanez wrote:ASUMountaineer wrote:
I am 5'11" and have stood beside Dale Jr. I had at least 2" on him.
I'm just saying what their bios state.
This is some bullshit! I'm taller than Flaggy.andy7171 wrote:Jeebus. How short do you have to be to have 93 call you out on it?!?!93henfan wrote:
Seriously, I met Jeff Gordon at an event at Dover AFB one time and he is a tiny fellow. I'll bet he's not much taller or heavier than Danica. If he tops 150 (hell, even 140) I'd be amazed.
ASUMountaineer wrote:Well, then it must be true.Ibanez wrote:
I'm just saying what their bios state.Now, Michael Waltrip and Darrell Jarrett are both pretty big guys. Dale Jr., Gordon, Kasey Kahne...not so much.


You really suck at insults. Say what you mean, it would be more effective.SuperHornet wrote:If Gordon and some of the others are tiny, why the cr@p does Danica get grief for being tiny?
Mark: Nessie is a pet name many use for the Loch Ness Monster. In other words, I told that punk Alpha to go jump in a lake....

Because she's even tinier.SuperHornet wrote:If Gordon and some of the others are tiny, why the cr@p does Danica get grief for being tiny?
Mark: Nessie is a pet name many use for the Loch Ness Monster. In other words, I told that punk Alpha to go jump in a lake....