If this mud hut is a rockin' don't comma knockin'

[hank scorpio]

KABUL (AP) -- A new Afghan law makes it legal for men to rape their wives, human rights groups and some Afghan lawmakers said Thursday, accusing President Hamid Karzai of signing the legislation to bolster his re-election prospects. Critics worry the legislation undermines hard-won rights for women enacted after the fall of the Taliban's strict Islamist regime.

The law - which some lawmakers say was never debated in parliament - is intended to regulate family life inside Afghanistan's Shiite community, which makes up about 20 percent of this country of 30 million people. The law does not affect Afghan Sunnis.

One of the most controversial articles stipulates the wife "is bound to preen for her husband as and when he desires."

"As long as the husband is not traveling, he has the right to have sexual intercourse with his wife every fourth night," Article 132 of the law says. "Unless the wife is ill or has any kind of illness that intercourse could aggravate, the wife is bound to give a positive response to the sexual desires of her husband."

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... TE=DEFAULT

[wideright82]

This is a BAD thing?!?!

[Ibanez]

They claim to give more rights than the USA. We give you the right to say, NO! They give you the right to remain silent and take it.

[travelinman67]

"...every fourth night..."

Huh...

So, if the men only bathe once a week...the wife has a 50/50 chance of no goat smell...?

Dang...sounds like a great deal for the women.

[TwinTownBisonFan]

that's f'ing disgusting.

there is nothing funny about rape... ever.

[mass fan]

Every fourth night, hell I'm lucky if I get it every fourth month.

[dbackjon]

Every fourth night, hell I'm lucky if I get it every fourth month.

You need to talk your wife into moving to afganistan and becoming Shiites!

[D1B]

Every fourth night, hell I'm lucky if I get it every fourth month.

You need to talk your wife into moving to afganistan and becoming Shiites!

Or lose 75 lbs, get rid of the acne and shitcan the baseball card collection.

[mass fan]

You need to talk your wife into moving to afganistan and becoming Shiites!

Or lose 75 lbs, get rid of the acne and shitcan the baseball card collection.

Nah, I'm 190 lbs, to old for acne, no cards, I play golf, The wife and I don't have a lot of free time, 3 kids, and an 8 month old grand son living with us.

[D1B]

Or lose 75 lbs, get rid of the acne and shitcan the baseball card collection.

Nah, I'm 190 lbs, to old for acne, no cards, I play golf, The wife and I don't have a lot of free time, 3 kids, and an 8 month old grand son living with us.

I've got chunks of undigested meat in my colon that weigh 190 lbs. I got back acne from chronic steroid abuse and I collect boogers. My wife left me cuz I have like 75 cats. Fvckin bitch. I've been coughing profusely for over 4 months now and I refuse get it treated, even though I have health insurance. People at work hate me and my family gave up on me decades ago. I'm old, fat, white, losing my hair and have severe depression, untreated of course.

I bet you're wondering why I just don't up and kill myself. Trust me, the thought runs through my mind constantly, like a runaway locomotive on a figure 8 track. But I don't and probably never will. You know why?

First this:



My cats would miss me.

And this:



This is my bird. His name is Mr. Bananas. He would miss me too, although he has tried to kill me on numerous occasions. Right now he holed up in a church in Chihuahua, Mexico hiding from drug runners. He said the church demands $5,000 and they will guarantee him safe passage to the states. I don't have any cash. Fvckin bitch. I'll think of something.

And this:

[bobbythekidd]

The cause and solution to all of Jeff's problems.