What, Conks On Strike Today? Too Beat Up?

[Cap'n Cat]

"What's that, dback? Z was giggling throughout? Well, he just needs a little bit more!"

[OB55]

I'll be happy to take this one CC!

It's all about grief, or mourning, eg-

The stages are:

1. Denial:
* Example - "No fucking way!"; "This can't be happening, not to me!,"
2. Anger:
* Example - "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How the fuck can this happen to me!"; "Who is to blame?"
3. Bargaining:
* Example - "Surely somebody will off this cock sucker, or maybe the son of a bitch actually is an African National?"
4. Depression:
* Example - "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die . . . What's the point?"; "I miss Reagan, why go on?"
5. Acceptance:
* Example - "What the fuck can I do about it."; "Maybe I can handle it with bitching, whining, pissing and moaning"; "I can't fight it, I may as well bend over, grab my ankles and prepare for it."

[hank scorpio]

[Cap'n Cat]

I'll be happy to take this one CC!

It's all about grief, or mourning, eg-

The stages are:

1. Denial:
* Example - "No f**k[*] way!"; "This can't be happening, not to me!,"
2. Anger:
* Example - "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How the [*]f**k can this happen to me!"; "Who is to blame?"
3. Bargaining:
* Example - "Surely somebody will off this cock sucker, or maybe the son of a bitch actually is an African National?"
4. Depression:
* Example - "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die . . . What's the point?"; "I miss Reagan, why go on?"
5. Acceptance:
* Example - "What the [*]f**k can I do about it."; "Maybe I can handle it with bitching, whining, pissing and moaning"; "I can't fight it, I may as well bend over, grab my ankles and prepare for it."

[BlueHen86]

Maybe because it's Easter they are hiding behind a rock. In three days they will return with some 2000 year old ideas.

[AZGrizFan]

I'll be happy to take this one CC!

It's all about grief, or mourning, eg-

The stages are:

1. Denial:
* Example - "No fucking way!"; "This can't be happening, not to me!,"
2. Anger:
* Example - "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How the fuck can this happen to me!"; "Who is to blame?"
3. Bargaining:
* Example - "Surely somebody will off this cock sucker, or maybe the son of a bitch actually is an African National?"
4. Depression:
* Example - "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die . . . What's the point?"; "I miss Reagan, why go on?"
5. Acceptance:
* Example - "What the fuck can I do about it."; "Maybe I can handle it with bitching, whining, pissing and moaning"; "I can't fight it, I may as well bend over, grab my ankles and prepare for it."

Its either THAT, or it's the fact that Conks have JOBS while the donks sit around in their underwear collecting unemployment and food stamps.

[Wedgebuster]

I'll be happy to take this one CC!

It's all about grief, or mourning, eg-

The stages are:

1. Denial:
* Example - "No f**k[*] way!"; "This can't be happening, not to me!,"
2. Anger:
* Example - "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How the [*]f**k can this happen to me!"; "Who is to blame?"
3. Bargaining:
* Example - "Surely somebody will off this cock sucker, or maybe the son of a bitch actually is an African National?"
4. Depression:
* Example - "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die . . . What's the point?"; "I miss Reagan, why go on?"
5. Acceptance:
* Example - "What the [*]f**k can I do about it."; "Maybe I can handle it with bitching, whining, pissing and moaning"; "I can't fight it, I may as well bend over, grab my ankles and prepare for it."

Fucking outstanding!!

[AZGrizFan]

I'll be happy to take this one CC!

It's all about grief, or mourning, eg-

The stages are:

1. Denial:
* Example - "No f**k[*] way!"; "This can't be happening, not to me!,"
2. Anger:
* Example - "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How the [*]f**k can this happen to me!"; "Who is to blame?"
3. Bargaining:
* Example - "Surely somebody will off this cock sucker, or maybe the son of a bitch actually is an African National?"
4. Depression:
* Example - "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die . . . What's the point?"; "I miss Reagan, why go on?"
5. Acceptance:
* Example - "What the [*]f**k can I do about it."; "Maybe I can handle it with bitching, whining, pissing and moaning"; "I can't fight it, I may as well bend over, grab my ankles and prepare for it."

Fucking outstanding!!

OK, Ralph.

[D1B]

f**k[*] outstanding!!

OK, Ralph.

OK Tman!!!

[AZGrizFan]

OK, Ralph.

OK Tman!!!

I realize it's a little complicated for your pot-riddled brain, so let me explain it for you: Ralph was the only one on *** that would have two monikers, then quote himself with the OTHER moniker, sucking the OTHER moniker off and telling him how brilliant he was. That's what OB and Wedgie just did.

See?

[BlueHen86]

OK Tman!!!

I realize it's a little complicated for your pot-riddled brain, so let me explain it for you: Ralph was the only one on *** that would have two monikers, then quote himself with the OTHER moniker, sucking the OTHER moniker off and telling him how brilliant he was. That's what OB and Wedgie just did.

See?

I never caught Ralph doing that. That is hilarious.

Are you sure? Ralph is such a wacko I'd expect him to disagree with, and then ban, himself.

[AZGrizFan]

I realize it's a little complicated for your pot-riddled brain, so let me explain it for you: Ralph was the only one on *** that would have two monikers, then quote himself with the OTHER moniker, sucking the OTHER moniker off and telling him how brilliant he was. That's what OB and Wedgie just did.

See?

I never caught Ralph doing that. That is hilarious.

Are you sure? Ralph is such a wacko I'd expect him to disagree with, and then ban, himself.

Well, Ralph would be logged in as himself and a mod, and they'd get into a mutual strokefest with each other...it was hilarious to watch.

[ASUMountaineer]

Yeah, I think the fact that ***** is a bleeding heart liberal is all I need to tell me I'm on the right path. Going to see AZ's boy Ron Paul next Monday in Winston-Salem.

[Pwns]

Been busy acquiring non-paper assets, non-perishable food, ammunition, and gasoline.