How would W have handled the pirates?

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:30 pm

Thoughts?

Typical formula: Cheney concocts a bullshit story bout Iran being behind the pirates. Dubya kneejerk-bombs Iran followed by a ground invasion and our military gets their asses kicked by yet another third-world muslim nation?

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:32 pm

Declared war on Greenland.

Post by **TwinTownBisonFan** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:34 pm

D1B wrote:Thoughts?

Typical formula: Cheney concocts a bullshit story bout Iran being behind the pirates. Dubya kneejerk-bombs Iran followed by a ground invasion and our military gets their asses kicked by yet another third-world muslim nation?

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

however... that bit about greenland... wedgie... that was amusing.

Post by **BlueHen86** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:38 pm

D1B wrote:Thoughts?

Typical formula: Cheney concocts a bullshit story bout Iran being behind the pirates. Dubya kneejerk-bombs Iran followed by a ground invasion and our military gets their asses kicked by yet another third-world muslim nation?

Concurrent with this, the Department of Homeland Security will unvail the National Pirate Threat Level. Also, anyone who owns a parrot will be put on a "no sail" list.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:49 pm

BlueHen86 wrote:
D1B wrote:Thoughts?

Typical formula: Cheney concocts a bullshit story bout Iran being behind the pirates. Dubya kneejerk-bombs Iran followed by a ground invasion and our military gets their asses kicked by yet another third-world muslim nation?
Concurrent with this, the Department of Homeland Security will unvail the National Pirate Threat Level. Also, anyone who owns a parrot will be put on a "no sail" list.

Yeah and kids who have to wear eye patches will get pummeled by schoolyard bullies.

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:54 pm

BlueHen86 wrote:
D1B wrote:Thoughts?

Typical formula: Cheney concocts a bullshit story bout Iran being behind the pirates. Dubya kneejerk-bombs Iran followed by a ground invasion and our military gets their asses kicked by yet another third-world muslim nation?
Concurrent with this, the Department of Homeland Security will unvail the National Pirate Threat Level. Also, anyone who owns a parrot will be put on a "no sail" list.

Mr. Bananas, #2 on the FBI's Most Wanted List behind Osama Bin Laden! Reported mastermind behind hundreds of container ship seizures

"Death to American shipping interests in the Indian Ocean!!! Praise Allah!!"

UNHWildCats · Post by **UNHWildCats** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:25 pm

D1B I got some terrible news for ya. The Navy has just confirmed that Mr. Bananas #2 was shot and killed.

UNHWildCats · Post by **UNHWildCats** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:25 pm

Post by **TwinTownBisonFan** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:26 pm

that's what'll happen...

houndawg · Post by **houndawg** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am

Like "The Raging Queen" on the old SNL?

Yoohoo! Pirates! Over heeeere!

bulldog10jw · Post by **bulldog10jw** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:11 pm

The pirates would have never dared to take an American hostage in the first place.

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:21 pm

bulldog10jw wrote:The pirates would have never dared to take an American hostage in the first place.

Thanks for the laugh, man.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:24 pm

bulldog10jw wrote:The pirates would have never dared to take an American hostage in the first place.

Absolutely, they amongst all peoples would not want to see America invade Madagascar.

Mountaineer · Post by **Mountaineer** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:34 pm

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:35 pm

Like Cartman handles his fireman.

Post by **Ivytalk** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:00 pm

"Sheeit, the Pirates are a National League team! Mah Rangers need pitchin'!"

Post by **dbackjon** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:01 pm

Ivytalk wrote:"Sheeit, the Pirates are a National League team! Mah Rangers need pitchin'!"

hank scorpio · Post by **hank scorpio** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:12 pm

Why the bad rap? I think we need more pirates!

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

Post by **Wedgebuster** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:13 pm

hank scorpio wrote:Why the bad rap? I think we need more pirates!

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

A Ross Parrot ploy!

Post by **BlueHen86** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:42 pm

bulldog10jw wrote:The pirates would have never dared to take an American hostage in the first place.

Yeah, just like terrorists would never have struck U.S. targets if Bush were President...

hank scorpio · Post by **hank scorpio** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:17 pm

a la Loyd Bridges from Hot Shots! Part Deux

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.

Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.

Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

bulldog10jw · Post by **bulldog10jw** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:24 pm

BlueHen86 wrote:
bulldog10jw wrote:The pirates would have never dared to take an American hostage in the first place.
Yeah, just like terrorists would never have struck U.S. targets if Bush were President...

Agreed.

Post by **Grizo406** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:36 pm

"AZGriz on deck, and ready with an answer..."

As for me, I think one of these might do the trick...

Post by **AZGrizFan** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:40 pm

Grizo406 wrote:
"AZGriz on deck, and ready with an answer..."

Don't look at me. Hank hit the nail on the head with the global warming theory. End of discussion.

Post by **travelinman67** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:51 pm

Snipers...

...just as the Seals deployed.

Americans need to recognize the "value" of a well placed shot.

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