Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
Good for him!
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Look everyone, I'm a Chanticleer
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
Can't be that cold...the water isn't hard as a rock.
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Wait a few more weeks and go jump in a lake about 60 miles north of town. That is real fun. I did it 2 times, raised almost 400 bucks for charity, but it is a tad bit chilly.craneac27 wrote:thats crazy
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I believe the correct word would be "nippley".grizzaholic wrote:Wait a few more weeks and go jump in a lake about 60 miles north of town. That is real fun. I did it 2 times, raised almost 400 bucks for charity, but it is a tad bit chilly.craneac27 wrote:thats crazy
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Fictitious birds don't go jumping into pools of cold water, moron.putter wrote:Look everyone, I'm a Chanticleer
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They're gonna feel like they did when they step off the plane, son.Ibanez wrote:Fictitious birds don't go jumping into pools of cold water, moron.putter wrote:
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If anyone of you know your Canterbury Tales, you would know that we like to be eaten by foxes.Grizalltheway wrote:They're gonna feel like they did when they step off the plane, son.Ibanez wrote: Fictitious birds don't go jumping into pools of cold water, moron.
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Luckily, they all have knitted underwearGrizalltheway wrote:They're gonna feel like they did when they step off the plane, son.Ibanez wrote: Fictitious birds don't go jumping into pools of cold water, moron.
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
A real man does this by cuttting a hole through a foot and a half of ice, calmly dives in, jumps out with a 46" pike in his mouth, and bangs his woman right there on the ice to warm her up since she got cold watching him do it. Right after he strangles a grizzly bear with his bare hands.
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So you're saying that none of the players on past SDSU teams have been real men, having failed (often miserably) to slay the Grizzly?Thumper 76 wrote:A real man does this by cuttting a hole through a foot and a half of ice, calmly dives in, jumps out with a 46" pike in his mouth, and bangs his woman right there on the ice to warm her up since she got cold watching him do it. Right after he strangles a grizzly bear with his bare hands.
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
grizzaholic wrote:Wait a few more weeks and go jump in a lake about 60 miles north of town. That is real fun. I did it 2 times, raised almost 400 bucks for charity, but it is a tad bit chilly.craneac27 wrote:thats crazy
I would have paid $400 to not do it.
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
You sly SOB I have been trying to forget those games happend. That is only a qualifier if doing a polar plunge.CrunchGriz wrote:So you're saying that none of the players on past SDSU teams have been real men, having failed (often miserably) to slay the Grizzly?Thumper 76 wrote:A real man does this by cuttting a hole through a foot and a half of ice, calmly dives in, jumps out with a 46" pike in his mouth, and bangs his woman right there on the ice to warm her up since she got cold watching him do it. Right after he strangles a grizzly bear with his bare hands.
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Really, how do you know what a FICTITIOUS bird would or would not do....moron...Ibanez wrote:Fictitious birds don't go jumping into pools of cold water, moron.putter wrote:
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Re: Montana Coach Tries to Commit Suicide
This thread is not about football. That's a violation.
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