The Time Has Come to Ban Knives

[93henfan]

http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2

28 killed in mass stabbing in China.

[houndawg]

http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2

28 killed in mass stabbing in China.

...good thing they didn't have guns...

[93henfan]

http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2

28 killed in mass stabbing in China.

...good thing they didn't have guns...

Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.

[Grizalltheway]

...good thing they didn't have guns...

Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.

1 death is a tragedy. 28 is a statistic.

[houndawg]

...good thing they didn't have guns...

Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.

No but its a hell of a lot more acceptable than if the "more than 10" individuals had bee armed with assault rifles.

Hundreds would have died..

Thank all the gods for gun control....

[93henfan]

Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.

No but its a hell of a lot more acceptable than if the "more than 10" individuals had bee armed with assault rifles.

Hundreds would have died..

Thank all the gods for gun control....

Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...

[houndawg]

No but its a hell of a lot more acceptable than if the "more than 10" individuals had bee armed with assault rifles.

Hundreds would have died..

Thank all the gods for gun control....

Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...

It saved dozens of lives in this case.

[93henfan]

Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...

It saved dozens of lives in this case.

Riiiight.

[93henfan]

You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.

The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.

[Skjellyfetti]

Need to have guards armed with knives in Chinese railway stations to prevent such attacks.

[93henfan]

Need to have guards armed with knives in Chinese railway stations to prevent such attacks.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a knife...

[Skjellyfetti]

Also, many cities in the US do, in fact, ban knives larger than a certain size. These bans have clearly helped curtail the mass knivings in this country.

[ASUG8]

Need to have guards armed with knives in Chinese railway stations to prevent such attacks.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a knife...

.....is a badder guy with a light saber?

[Ivytalk]

You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.

The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.

Fuck me, 93, this is funny! Feinchang, indeed!

[AZGrizFan]

Also, many cities in the US do, in fact, ban knives larger than a certain size. These bans have clearly helped curtail the mass knivings in this country.

[grizzaholic]

You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.

The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.

Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.

[grizzaholic]

Also, many cities in the US do, in fact, ban knives larger than a certain size. These bans have clearly helped curtail the mass carvings in this country.

FIFY I mean, we cannot have people just going around all willy-nilly carving hams, turkeys, briskets and the like in public.

[89Hen]

http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2

28 killed in mass stabbing in China.

...good thing they didn't have guns...

Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.

[CAA Flagship]

You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.

The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.

Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.

I all for banning chopsticks.

[93henfan]

Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.

I all for banning chopsticks.

[kalm]

Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.

I all for banning chopsticks.

Way to teach your sons about their heritage. You're a terrible sensei...

[BlueHen86]

...good thing they didn't have guns...

Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.

[89Hen]

Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.

Speculation continues to circulate about Tank Man’s fate. Thousands of Chinese nationals were detained and imprisoned for their involvement in the protests, some of them kept in jail for almost their entire lives. Others were executed. No one has been able to determine whether Tank Man was among them.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/happened- ... 01207.html

[Ivytalk]

China: Ginsu Nation.

[kalm]

China: Ginsu Nation.

Pretty sure Ginsu is japanese...