British Open

[CAA Flagship]

I think he just saw what Zach Johnson was tapping and realized he could do a LOT better.

Are you kidding? Zach Johnson's wife is a cow.

I think he meant "Dustin" Johnson.
It was a different Johnson that was in a better place.

[AZGrizFan]

Are you kidding? Zach Johnson's wife is a cow.

I think he meant "Dustin" Johnson.
It was a different Johnson that was in a better place.

Yeah...wrong Johnson.

[Ibanez]

Are you kidding? Zach Johnson's wife is a cow.

I think he meant "Dustin" Johnson.
It was a different Johnson that was in a better place.

CCU!!!!!!!!

[AZGrizFan]

C'mon, there's nothing better than a good McIlroy meltdown.

McIlroy is a scumbag for dumping Caroline Wozniacki after the wedding invitations were sent out.

She tweeted a pic of herself yesterday wearing high heels. She said that it was the first time in three years that she was able to wear high heels in public. I thought that was a nice subtle shot at that mick bastard.

This?







Or this....



If he HADN'T dumped Wozniaki, I'd have seriously questioned his judgement.

[JayJ79]

not really related to the British Open, but PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson is "stepping away from the game".....
reportedly because he got busted for cocaine (again), and there is also talk of him involved in "sexual indiscretions" with the wife/wives of (an)other tour player(s).

http://deadspin.com/report-dustin-johns ... 1614689008" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[93henfan]

What a dumb ass.

Also, he's not stepping away. He's been banned for six months.

Say what you want about my boy, Tiger, but he wasn't breaking up any marriage but his own. That Swedish bitch wouldn't give up the two-hole, I'm convinced.

[JayJ79]

What a dumb ass.

Also, he's not stepping away. He's been banned for six months.

was just using the parlance from the official release he (or his publicist) put out, hence the quoation marks.

sounds like they've used similar cover stories for previous drug suspensions.

[Grizalltheway]

What a dumb ass.

Also, he's not stepping away. He's been banned for six months.

Say what you want about my boy, Tiger, but he wasn't breaking up any marriage but his own. That Swedish bitch wouldn't give up the two-hole, I'm convinced.

I'd like to say I wouldn't blow any of it on blow if I made that kind of money, but I'd be lying.

[89Hen]

not really related to the British Open, but PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson is "stepping away from the game".....
reportedly because he got busted for cocaine (again), and there is also talk of him involved in "sexual indiscretions" with the wife/wives of (an)other tour player(s).

Coastal education.

[JayJ79]

not really related to the British Open, but PGA Golfer Dustin Johnson is "stepping away from the game".....
reportedly because he got busted for cocaine (again), and there is also talk of him involved in "sexual indiscretions" with the wife/wives of (an)other tour player(s).

Coastal education.

CCU = Cocaine & Cuckolding University?

[AZGrizFan]

Coastal education.

CCU = Cocaine & Cuckolding University?

So, he's tapping Gretzky's daughter and that ain't good enough? Mmmmm....perhaps she's not givin' up the two-hole either...

[JayJ79]

So, he's tapping Gretzky's daughter and that ain't good enough? Mmmmm....perhaps she's not givin' up the two-hole either...

in hockey terms, the "two-hole" refers to the lower glove-side quadrant.
not sure how that applies sexually, but I'm not into all the kinky stuff like some of y'all.

(I know what you meant w/ the reference, but I wanted to be a hockey smartass)

[Ivytalk]

So, he's tapping Gretzky's daughter and that ain't good enough? Mmmmm....perhaps she's not givin' up the two-hole either...

in hockey terms, the "two-hole" refers to the lower glove-side quadrant.
not sure how that applies sexually, but I'm not into all the kinky stuff like some of y'all.

(I know what you meant w/ the reference, but I wanted to be a hockey smartass)

So, translating hockey parlance into sexual innuendo, the "five-hole" equals two two-holes and a one-hole.

[93henfan]

in hockey terms, the "two-hole" refers to the lower glove-side quadrant.
not sure how that applies sexually, but I'm not into all the kinky stuff like some of y'all.

(I know what you meant w/ the reference, but I wanted to be a hockey smartass)

So, translating hockey parlance into sexual innuendo, the "five-hole" equals two two-holes and a one-hole.

This.

[clenz]

So, translating hockey parlance into sexual innuendo, the "five-hole" equals two two-holes and a one-hole.

This.

Thirst

[Ivytalk]

This.

Thirst

Night of the Living Bandl.

[MTfan4life]

CCU = Cocaine & Cuckolding University?

So, he's tapping Gretzky's daughter and that ain't good enough? Mmmmm....perhaps she's not givin' up the two-hole either...

I think it might be the coke that drew her in...