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Ray Rice gets a 2 game suspension for beating the fuck out of his fiance, on camera, and then publicly shaming her into apologizing like it was her fault

However, Josh Gordon is about to get a year long ban for fucking pot.

Tyler Sash was suspended longer for snorting pills than Ray Rice was for beating his wife.

Come the fuck on.

Holy fuck, NFL....holy fuck.
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Funny tweet I saw

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The Ray Rice lesson is clear: If you're caught smoking weed, quickly tape the joint to a woman's face and punch it.
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His fiance at the time.
She was stupid drunk.
He was defending himself.
She is WAY taller than him.
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Let's be honest - the NFL Justice system isn't the only justice system that is F'd up.

Michael Vick kills some dogs & goes to jail for 18 months?

Donte Stallworth kills a human being in a DUI and did less than 30 days in jail?

So if you have a choice, kill the person instead of the dog & you'll get a lesser sentence? :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:
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bluehenbillk wrote:Let's be honest - the NFL Justice system isn't the only justice system that is F'd up.

Michael Vick kills some dogs & goes to jail for 18 months?

Donte Stallworth kills a human being in a DUI and did less than 30 days in jail?

So if you have a choice, kill the person instead of the dog & you'll get a lesser sentence? :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:
I don't disagree...but part of Vick's was for interstate gambling.
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Most of how suspensions are handled are because of what is in the CBA negotiated between the owners and the players. Gordon is just stupid. He knew if he got busted one more time, he was going to get a year long suspension. If I was drug tested in my job and was found to be positive for a drug, I'd be fired right away. Everyone knows those are the rules. Don't be stupid.
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Just purchased the NFL Network via DirecTV for the upcoming season!
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bandl wrote:Just purchased the NFL Network via DirecTV for the upcoming season!
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
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Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote:Just purchased the NFL Network via DirecTV for the upcoming season!
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
Mine too....

Well I have to pay $6 for the sports package which gives me NFLNetwork, FS2, CBSSN, GolTV, ESPNU, and a couple others.
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bluehenbillk wrote:Let's be honest - the NFL Justice system isn't the only justice system that is F'd up.

Michael Vick kills some dogs & goes to jail for 18 months?

Donte Stallworth kills a human being in a DUI and did less than 30 days in jail?

So if you have a choice, kill the person instead of the dog & you'll get a lesser sentence? :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:
Vince Neil killed a guy and only did 15 days.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote:Just purchased the NFL Network via DirecTV for the upcoming season!
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
Me too. But I like throwing my money around, so I bought it again
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clenz wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
Mine too....

Well I have to pay $6 for the sports package which gives me NFLNetwork, FS2, CBSSN, GolTV, ESPNU, and a couple others.
It's like a $180 for comcast.
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bandl wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
Me too. But I like throwing my money around, so I bought it again
Some day I'll be a high rolla like you. :(
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Ibanez wrote:
bluehenbillk wrote:Let's be honest - the NFL Justice system isn't the only justice system that is F'd up.

Michael Vick kills some dogs & goes to jail for 18 months?

Donte Stallworth kills a human being in a DUI and did less than 30 days in jail?

So if you have a choice, kill the person instead of the dog & you'll get a lesser sentence? :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:
Vince Neil killed a guy and only did 15 days.
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1992.
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Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote: Me too. But I like throwing my money around, so I bought it again
Some day I'll be a high rolla like you. :(
I used to get NFL free for the first two years. They wouldn't give it to me again this year, so I said give it to me half price and I won't leave directv for verizon fios. So I'm paying $120 total I believe. I got the upgraded version where I can watch it on my iphone and all that yuppity shit.
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bandl wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Some day I'll be a high rolla like you. :(
I used to get NFL free for the first two years. They wouldn't give it to me again this year, so I said give it to me half price and I won't leave directv for verizon fios. So I'm paying $120 total I believe. I got the upgraded version where I can watch it on my iphone and all that yuppity shit.
Shouldn't you be in the field harvesting your heirloom organic rye with a scythe and chopping down 120 year old oaks for barrels or something? My image of you as a stoic distiller of earth's bounty is shattered! Shattered!!!
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Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Vince Neil killed a guy and only did 15 days.
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1992.
THe difference being, Vince did kill a guy (vehicular manslaughter) and the Bob Saget "rumor" is from a roast.


Besides, I thought that was Glenn Beck. :geek: :mrgreen:
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Ibanez wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1992.
THe difference being, Vince did kill a guy (vehicular manslaughter) and the Bob Saget "rumor" is from a roast.


Besides, I thought that was Glenn Beck. :geek: :mrgreen:

Rush Limbaugh killed three boys in the Dominican Republic
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kalm wrote:
bandl wrote: I used to get NFL free for the first two years. They wouldn't give it to me again this year, so I said give it to me half price and I won't leave directv for verizon fios. So I'm paying $120 total I believe. I got the upgraded version where I can watch it on my iphone and all that yuppity shit.
Shouldn't you be in the field harvesting your heirloom organic rye with a scythe and chopping down 120 year old oaks for barrels or something? My image of you as a stoic distiller of earth's bounty is shattered! Shattered!!!
I'm not the farmer. He combined the rye yesterday actually. I'm cooking up a batch of 70 corn/15 rye/15 barley right now. :coffee:
Here's a pic of us taking the rye off the combine and putting it in 1-ton totes

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Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Vince Neil killed a guy and only did 15 days.
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1992.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0[/youtube]
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Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote:Just purchased the NFL Network via DirecTV for the upcoming season!
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
I think he is talking about NFL Sunday Ticket. :coffee:
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Vidav wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Da fuq? That comes standard with my basic digital cable package. :coffee:
I think he is talking about NFL Sunday Ticket. :coffee:
Yeah, what the Ukrainian said.

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bandl wrote:
Vidav wrote:
I think he is talking about NFL Sunday Ticket. :coffee:
Yeah, what the Ukrainian said.

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bandl wrote:
Vidav wrote:
I think he is talking about NFL Sunday Ticket. :coffee:
Yeah, what the Ukrainian said.

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Well maybe you should have said that, sugar tits. :coffee:
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CAA Flagship wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1992.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0[/youtube]
For a guy in a neck brace, he moves around rather loosely.
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