War In Ferguson

[ASUG8]

Feds leak ground game map...already in Ferguson...

http://www.infowars.com/anonymous-leaks ... -ferguson/

infowars.

[YoUDeeMan]

Yes. She teaches, so 75% of the tuition was covered by her school anyway. She also was awarded a prestigious 4-year scholarship (a nice award in recognition for her previous experience and artwork), so she paid nearly nothing. Since she already had a Masters in Art Education, every lump of credits went towards maximizing her salary. She's paid well.

In addition, she has used her MFA experience and connections for other income opportunities during the year and especially the summer.

MICA was one of the top 3 MFA programs in the country and only took in 10 or so students per year (I'm sure it is still near the top, even though they expanded the program).

This reminds me of the story in the museum and something involving a jacket. Can't remember it exactly, but I remember it was funny as shit.

Yeah, ever since then Mrs. Cluck has been very careful about bringing me to certain art shows, and I rarely get invited to attend her serious art functions.

I posted the article below on her wall one day...one of my favorites.

"(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Jan. 18, 2004.)

Whenever I write about art, I get mail from the Serious Art Community informing me that I am a clueless idiot. So let me begin by stipulating that I am a clueless idiot. This is probably why I was unable to appreciate a work of art I viewed recently, titled: ``Chair.''

I saw ``Chair'' at Art Basel, a big art show held recently on Miami Beach. It attracted thousands of Serious Art People, who wear mostly black outfits and can maintain serious expressions no matter what work of art they are viewing. This is hard, because a lot of Serious Art consists of bizarre or startlingly unattractive objects, or ``performances,'' wherein artists do something Conceptual, such as squirt Cheez Whiz into an orifice that has not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration for snack toppings."


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-c ... rylink=cpy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Read the whole thing if you want to have a chuckle...Chiz would probably appreciate it.

Mrs. Cluck laughed...that's why I married her.

[CAA Flagship]

This wait is killing me. Need some good TV tonight. Sure there's a twin bill of MACtion football, but the best team is 7-3.

Need a grand jury decision around 2pm and darkies beating up defenseless old white people by 3:30 pm so there's plenty of footage for the evening news.

If we are lucky, we will see a wop with a baseball bat swinging for the fences.



(Donations Accepted for the performance)

[CAA Flagship]

This reminds me of the story in the museum and something involving a jacket. Can't remember it exactly, but I remember it was funny as shit.

Yeah, ever since then Mrs. Cluck has been very careful about bringing me to certain art shows, and I rarely get invited to attend her serious art functions.

I posted the article below on her wall one day...one of my favorites.

"(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Jan. 18, 2004.)

Whenever I write about art, I get mail from the Serious Art Community informing me that I am a clueless idiot. So let me begin by stipulating that I am a clueless idiot. This is probably why I was unable to appreciate a work of art I viewed recently, titled: ``Chair.''

I saw ``Chair'' at Art Basel, a big art show held recently on Miami Beach. It attracted thousands of Serious Art People, who wear mostly black outfits and can maintain serious expressions no matter what work of art they are viewing. This is hard, because a lot of Serious Art consists of bizarre or startlingly unattractive objects, or ``performances,'' wherein artists do something Conceptual, such as squirt Cheez Whiz into an orifice that has not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration for snack toppings."


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-c ... rylink=cpy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Read the whole thing if you want to have a chuckle...Chiz would probably appreciate it.

Mrs. Cluck laughed...that's why I married her.

[CAA Flagship]

Why do you guys keep using the term animals?

Netanyahu coined the phrase:

"They were abducted and murdered in cold blood by human animals."

http://abcnews.go.com/International/isr ... d=24367041" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Grizalltheway]

This wait is killing me. Need some good TV tonight. Sure there's a twin bill of MACtion football, but the best team is 7-3.

Need a grand jury decision around 2pm and darkies beating up defenseless old white people by 3:30 pm so there's plenty of footage for the evening news.

Flyers/Rangers on NBCSN tonight. Whities beating up whities.

[kalm]

Why do you guys keep using the term animals?

Netanyahu coined the phrase:

"They were abducted and murdered in cold blood by human animals."

http://abcnews.go.com/International/isr ... d=24367041" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That's a redundancy.

[Grizalltheway]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k[/youtube]

[Bronco]

Get covered before the peaceful demonstrations ...it's free






Via HuffPo Reporter Ryan J. Reilly

[bluehenbillk]

This whole Ferguson thing is overblown - people won't protest in the cold....

[Ibanez]

Again, which companies won the contract to rebuild Ferguson?

[Ibanez]

Feds leak ground game map...already in Ferguson...

http://www.infowars.com/anonymous-leaks ... -ferguson/

Infowars? C'mon. You can't be serious. Jones isn't a trustworthy news site. He's a conspiracy theory whacko.

[travelinman67]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

1) The first priority shall be preservation of human life.
2)  Channels of communication will be established so that situations can be de-escalated if necessary.
3)  Police will give protesters 48 hours notice before grand jury decision is announced.
4)  Police will provide the public information that makes clear the chain of command, who is making what decisions and the processes for deciding when the police response will be escalated.
5)  Every attempt should be made to communicate with protesters to reach “common sense” agreements based on these protocols, both ahead of time and at the scene of protests.
6)  Clear standards of professionalism and sound community friendly-policing will be maintained and adhered to at all times.
7)  Police will wear only the attire minimally required for their safety. Specialized riot gear will be avoided except as a last resort.
8) Crowd control equipment such as armored vehicles, rubber bullets, rifles and tear gas will not be used.
9)  Police and other government authorities will not interfere with the free flow of information through tactics such as limiting cell or internet access, interception of cell or other mobile conversations or unwarranted wiretaps.
10) Every attempt will be made to pinpoint arrests so that only individual lawbreakers will be arrested.  “Kettling” and mass arrests will not be used.
11) Safe houses shall be considered sacred ground and only entered by police when called upon or if extremely necessary.
12) Media and Legal Observers shall not be considered participants in protests and shall be allowed to do their jobs freely.
13) Every attempt will be made to provide alternate routes or other means for non-involved persons to get to places of employment and meet other transportation necessities.
14) Strategically, police commanders will allow protests to take and occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated, and will allow occupation of those spaces for longer periods of time than would normally be tolerated.
15) Police will be instructed to be tolerant of more minor lawbreaking (such as thrown water bottles) when deciding whether to escalate the use of force.
16) Police rank and file will be instructed to provide every latitude to allow for free assembly and expression, treating protesters as citizens and not “enemy combatants.”
17) Excessive force and other forms of police misconduct will not be tolerated.
18) Intimidation and harassment of protesters will not be tolerated. This include pretextual pedestrian or traffic stops, contacting of employers or family members, pre-emptive arrests or detention of “leaders,” publishing of private information and any other means of intimidation and harassment.
19) Bond for arrestees will not be set above the levels which would be considered average over the last two years, and arrestees will not be held for periods longer than average lengths of time.  Medical care will be liberally made available.  Attorneys will be able to travel to and meet with clients without impediments.

Boy! That's a lot of words!

Koko would be envious.

[Chizzang]

This reminds me of the story in the museum and something involving a jacket. Can't remember it exactly, but I remember it was funny as shit.

Yeah, ever since then Mrs. Cluck has been very careful about bringing me to certain art shows, and I rarely get invited to attend her serious art functions.

I posted the article below on her wall one day...one of my favorites.

"(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Jan. 18, 2004.)

Whenever I write about art, I get mail from the Serious Art Community informing me that I am a clueless idiot. So let me begin by stipulating that I am a clueless idiot. This is probably why I was unable to appreciate a work of art I viewed recently, titled: ``Chair.''

I saw ``Chair'' at Art Basel, a big art show held recently on Miami Beach. It attracted thousands of Serious Art People, who wear mostly black outfits and can maintain serious expressions no matter what work of art they are viewing. This is hard, because a lot of Serious Art consists of bizarre or startlingly unattractive objects, or ``performances,'' wherein artists do something Conceptual, such as squirt Cheez Whiz into an orifice that has not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration for snack toppings."


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-c ... rylink=cpy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Read the whole thing if you want to have a chuckle...Chiz would probably appreciate it.

Mrs. Cluck laughed...that's why I married her.

Dave Barry is HI-LARIOUS... and his view on art is spot on

[CAA Flagship]

Netanyahu coined the phrase:



http://abcnews.go.com/International/isr ... d=24367041" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That's a redundancy.

Relax, Sasquatch.

[Ibanez]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

1) The first priority shall be preservation of human life.
2)  Channels of communication will be established so that situations can be de-escalated if necessary.
3)  Police will give protesters 48 hours notice before grand jury decision is announced.
4)  Police will provide the public information that makes clear the chain of command, who is making what decisions and the processes for deciding when the police response will be escalated.
5)  Every attempt should be made to communicate with protesters to reach “common sense” agreements based on these protocols, both ahead of time and at the scene of protests.
6)  Clear standards of professionalism and sound community friendly-policing will be maintained and adhered to at all times.
7)  Police will wear only the attire minimally required for their safety. Specialized riot gear will be avoided except as a last resort.
8) Crowd control equipment such as armored vehicles, rubber bullets, rifles and tear gas will not be used.
9)  Police and other government authorities will not interfere with the free flow of information through tactics such as limiting cell or internet access, interception of cell or other mobile conversations or unwarranted wiretaps.
10) Every attempt will be made to pinpoint arrests so that only individual lawbreakers will be arrested.  “Kettling” and mass arrests will not be used.
11) Safe houses shall be considered sacred ground and only entered by police when called upon or if extremely necessary.
12) Media and Legal Observers shall not be considered participants in protests and shall be allowed to do their jobs freely.
13) Every attempt will be made to provide alternate routes or other means for non-involved persons to get to places of employment and meet other transportation necessities.
14) Strategically, police commanders will allow protests to take and occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated, and will allow occupation of those spaces for longer periods of time than would normally be tolerated.
15) Police will be instructed to be tolerant of more minor lawbreaking (such as thrown water bottles) when deciding whether to escalate the use of force.
16) Police rank and file will be instructed to provide every latitude to allow for free assembly and expression, treating protesters as citizens and not “enemy combatants.”
17) Excessive force and other forms of police misconduct will not be tolerated.
18) Intimidation and harassment of protesters will not be tolerated. This include pretextual pedestrian or traffic stops, contacting of employers or family members, pre-emptive arrests or detention of “leaders,” publishing of private information and any other means of intimidation and harassment.
19) Bond for arrestees will not be set above the levels which would be considered average over the last two years, and arrestees will not be held for periods longer than average lengths of time.  Medical care will be liberally made available.  Attorneys will be able to travel to and meet with clients without impediments.

Boy! That's a lot of words!

Koko would be envious.

Actually, you've flubbed the order. You must've accidentally deleted #1. I'll repost it.

1) Use the phrase, "pretty please" after every request.

[CAA Flagship]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

1) The first priority shall be preservation of human life.
2)  Channels of communication will be established so that situations can be de-escalated if necessary.
3)  Police will give protesters 48 hours notice before grand jury decision is announced.
4)  Police will provide the public information that makes clear the chain of command, who is making what decisions and the processes for deciding when the police response will be escalated.
5)  Every attempt should be made to communicate with protesters to reach “common sense” agreements based on these protocols, both ahead of time and at the scene of protests.
6)  Clear standards of professionalism and sound community friendly-policing will be maintained and adhered to at all times.
7)  Police will wear only the attire minimally required for their safety. Specialized riot gear will be avoided except as a last resort.
8) Crowd control equipment such as armored vehicles, rubber bullets, rifles and tear gas will not be used.
9)  Police and other government authorities will not interfere with the free flow of information through tactics such as limiting cell or internet access, interception of cell or other mobile conversations or unwarranted wiretaps.
10) Every attempt will be made to pinpoint arrests so that only individual lawbreakers will be arrested.  “Kettling” and mass arrests will not be used.
11) Safe houses shall be considered sacred ground and only entered by police when called upon or if extremely necessary.
12) Media and Legal Observers shall not be considered participants in protests and shall be allowed to do their jobs freely.
13) Every attempt will be made to provide alternate routes or other means for non-involved persons to get to places of employment and meet other transportation necessities.
14) Strategically, police commanders will allow protests to take and occupy larger and more disruptive spaces than would normally be tolerated, and will allow occupation of those spaces for longer periods of time than would normally be tolerated.
15) Police will be instructed to be tolerant of more minor lawbreaking (such as thrown water bottles) when deciding whether to escalate the use of force.
16) Police rank and file will be instructed to provide every latitude to allow for free assembly and expression, treating protesters as citizens and not “enemy combatants.”
17) Excessive force and other forms of police misconduct will not be tolerated.
18) Intimidation and harassment of protesters will not be tolerated. This include pretextual pedestrian or traffic stops, contacting of employers or family members, pre-emptive arrests or detention of “leaders,” publishing of private information and any other means of intimidation and harassment.
19) Bond for arrestees will not be set above the levels which would be considered average over the last two years, and arrestees will not be held for periods longer than average lengths of time.  Medical care will be liberally made available.  Attorneys will be able to travel to and meet with clients without impediments.

Boy! That's a lot of words!

Koko would be envious.

20) We don't need no water. Let the muthafucka burn
21) Pay no attention to the flat screen being carried down the street
22) Keep those wackos wearing the white sheets and pointy hats away. Same with the short fat guys carrying baseball bats.

[89Hen]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

11) Safe houses shall be considered sacred ground and only entered by police when called upon or if extremely necessary.

So the basketball pole and the fence by the swingset is base, but you have to be touching them.

[kalm]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

So the basketball pole and the fence by the swingset is base, but you have to be touching them.

That's funny.

[Ibanez]

Don't Shoot Coalition submits to Police their "Rules of Engagement".

So the basketball pole and the fence by the swingset is base, but you have to be touching them.

/thread.

[93henfan]

I just had an "oh shit" moment. Wed and Thurs are my two days a week that I have to work in DC now that I recently relocated back to Delaware. So, I get a room each Wed night. Tonight I'm staying at Andrews AFB. I decided to get some Popeyes chicken for dinner just outside the gate. I'm the ONLY white person in the place and I counted exactly 15 black patrons plus all black staff. No biggie.

Now then, the TV is on Maury and the music is a mix station. In the matter of less than a minute, the song Life In A Northern Town comes on. I dig the song, but I must say, it felt really white and really awkward at that moment and I felt like black eyes were looking at me and sensing I secretly dug this one hit wonder from an 80s euro band. Then, OMG THEN, the Maury station broke for commercial and the local news did a teaser and had a correspondent in Ferguson. I almost choked. Thank GOD it wasn't a grand jury announcement. They would have seen my fastest 40 yard dash ever.

I can't believe I let my guard down so bad.

[CID1990]

Durham NC

WTF..?
Are you upset that basically S.C. is N.C.'s taint..?

huh?

I was born and raised 30 minutes from Durham, as well as your Chapel Hill.

i have no particular love for SC... as has been said before- it us too small to be its own country, too large to be an insane asylum.....

[CAA Flagship]

I just had an "oh shit" moment. Wed and Thurs are my two days a week that I have to work in DC now that I recently relocated back to Delaware. So, I get a room each Wed night. Tonight I'm staying at Andrews AFB. I decided to get some Popeyes chicken for dinner just outside the gate. I'm the ONLY white person in the place and I counted exactly 15 black patrons plus all black staff. No biggie.

Now then, the TV is on Maury and the music is a mix station. In the matter of less than a minute, the song Life In A Northern Town comes on. I dig the song, but I must say, it felt really white and really awkward at that moment and I felt like black eyes were looking at me and sensing I secretly dug this one hit wonder from an 80s euro band. Then, OMG THEN, the Maury station broke for commercial and the local news did a teaser and had a correspondent in Ferguson. I almost choked. Thank GOD it wasn't a grand jury announcement. They would have seen my fastest 40 yard dash ever.

I can't believe I let my guard down so bad.

Make sure you always carry rap music on your iPhone. That way you can reason with them that you are sympathetic to their oppression.


No, wait. Better yet. Lock the doors, and only go through the drive-thru. Keep the car in "drive" the entire time and always check your mirrors.


No, that's no good either. Just have a pizza delivered and make sure the gun is showing as you make the payment.

[93henfan]

Would Beastie Boys on the iPhone save a white fellow, Flaggy?

[Grizalltheway]

I just had an "oh shit" moment. Wed and Thurs are my two days a week that I have to work in DC now that I recently relocated back to Delaware. So, I get a room each Wed night. Tonight I'm staying at Andrews AFB. I decided to get some Popeyes chicken for dinner just outside the gate. I'm the ONLY white person in the place and I counted exactly 15 black patrons plus all black staff. No biggie.

Now then, the TV is on Maury and the music is a mix station. In the matter of less than a minute, the song Life In A Northern Town comes on. I dig the song, but I must say, it felt really white and really awkward at that moment and I felt like black eyes were looking at me and sensing I secretly dug this one hit wonder from an 80s euro band. Then, OMG THEN, the Maury station broke for commercial and the local news did a teaser and had a correspondent in Ferguson. I almost choked. Thank GOD it wasn't a grand jury announcement. They would have seen my fastest 40 yard dash ever.

I can't believe I let my guard down so bad.

I had a black guy sit next to me at the bar while playing trivia last night. Not gonna lie, it spooked me a bit.