Get Your Beads Today

polsongrizz · Post by **polsongrizz** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:27 pm

This guy needs a bat to the melon ...http://www.newslo.com/pat-robertson-unv ... -necklace/
“With all the gayness poisoning our great nation these days, you might think it’s only by God’s grace that I have managed to remain straight and healthy through it all,” Robertson told his viewers. “But, for once, this was no miracle—I have only my gay-repelling necklace to thank, which has kept all sexual degenerates at least 20 feet away from me for the last 44 years, ever since the stonewall riots convinced me the gays were coming for my heterosexuality.”

Thrown in just for some fall off the bar stool laughs...http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1090857

D1B · Post by **D1B** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:01 pm

Religion.

CID1990 · Post by **CID1990** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:24 pm

Someone needs to tell this guy that the last thing keeping gays away from him is beads

Post by **kalm** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:49 am

I love Grandpa Pat!

Christian Broadcasting Network host Pat Robertson told viewers on Monday that Buddhism was like a “disease” and that Christians could get “infected” if their coworkers practiced it.

“I work in an environment where all of my coworkers are Buddhists,” a viewer named Tina explained in an email to Robertson. “They talk about Buddhism all day long and try to preach to me. It didn’t matter much to be before, but since I recommitted myself to Jesus a year ago, it has started to bother me a lot.”

Robertson replied by noting that “healthy” people might not contract a “mild contagion.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/pat- ... ted-by-it/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pwns · Post by **Pwns** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:56 am

I don't want a satanistic Wiccan method to keep the gay away.

The only way to avoid the gay is through Christ.

Post by **Ursus A. Horribilis** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:20 am

Pwns wrote:I don't want a satanistic Wiccan method to keep the gay away.

The only way to avoid the gay is through Christ.

No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.

Pwns · Post by **Pwns** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:27 am

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
Pwns wrote:I don't want a satanistic Wiccan method to keep the gay away.

The only way to avoid the gay is through Christ.
No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.

I'm being sarcastic, Ursus.

I think there's something funny about a televangelist ascribing heterosexuality to a necklace rather than prayer.

If a fundamentalist parent took their gay kid to a pray the gay away camp and one of the counselors gave their kid an inanimate object that's supposed to help prevent and cure gayness the parents would pitch a fit and would say that camp is promoting pagan devil worship.

I may be religious, but I like to have my laughs at the expense of fundies and fanatics just like most people.

89Hen · Post by **89Hen** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:44 am

D1B wrote:Religion.

What's your excuse?

Post by **dbackjon** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:14 pm

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
Pwns wrote:I don't want a satanistic Wiccan method to keep the gay away.

The only way to avoid the gay is through Christ.
No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.

This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.

Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.

Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.

Baldy · Post by **Baldy** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:17 pm

kalm wrote:I love Grandpa Pat!

Christian Broadcasting Network host Pat Robertson told viewers on Monday that Buddhism was like a “disease” and that Christians could get “infected” if their coworkers practiced it.

“I work in an environment where all of my coworkers are Buddhists,” a viewer named Tina explained in an email to Robertson. “They talk about Buddhism all day long and try to preach to me. It didn’t matter much to be before, but since I recommitted myself to Jesus a year ago, it has started to bother me a lot.”

Robertson replied by noting that “healthy” people might not contract a “mild contagion.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/pat- ... ted-by-it/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Pat makes me laugh.

Please tell me this shit is on youtube or something.

Post by **Ursus A. Horribilis** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:14 pm

Pwns wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.
I'm being sarcastic, Ursus.

I think there's something funny about a televangelist ascribing heterosexuality to a necklace rather than prayer.

If a fundamentalist parent took their gay kid to a pray the gay away camp and one of the counselors gave their kid an inanimate object that's supposed to help prevent and cure gayness the parents would pitch a fit and would say that camp is promoting pagan devil worship.

I may be religious, but I like to have my laughs at the expense of fundies and fanatics just like most people.

Ah, sorry man, didn't pick up on that one at all.

Post by **CAA Flagship** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:38 am

dbackjon wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.
This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.

Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.

Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.

Post by **Ibanez** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:42 am

CID1990 wrote:Someone needs to tell this guy that the last thing keeping gays away from him is beads

Wow. I can't imagine spending so much of my left hating and thinking of crazy bullshit like gay repellant beads.

Post by **kalm** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:08 am

dbackjon wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: No, it isn't the only way. Religion is bullshit and I ain't poking dicks in my mouth so it has nothing to do with that.
This is true. I tried everything I could think of to get into Ursus' pants, but got rejected every time.

Beer - didn't work. I put on fake tata's - Ursus knew the difference. I tried roofies - still didn't work.

Only thing that got a glimmer of recognition was when I put on a kilt.

Now I know what to wear to Missoula this year. I'll be sure and iron a crease into the kilt for good measure too.

Thanks for the tip!

(No homo)

Brock Landers · Post by **Brock Landers** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:30 pm

We need a weekly Pat thread

Post by **Ursus A. Horribilis** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:09 pm

It's nice to be wanted.

Post by **Grizalltheway** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:52 pm

It's also better to give than to receive. Don't let dback convince you otherwise.

JohnStOnge · Post by **JohnStOnge** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:34 pm

You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.

It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.

JohnStOnge · Post by **JohnStOnge** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:37 pm

I do like one of the pictures underneath the story. Pat, if you're worried about succumbing to homosexuality, just look at this:

If you're a guy and you'd rather touch another guy than touch that, you're sick and I doubt that there's anything a necklace can do for you.

Brock Landers · Post by **Brock Landers** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:05 pm

Don't knock it til you've tried it John

Brock Landers · Post by **Brock Landers** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:10 pm

JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.

It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.

Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.

Post by **kalm** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:19 pm

Brock Landers wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.

It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.
Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.

Post by **kalm** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:19 pm

Brock Landers wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.

It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.
Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.

.

houndawg · Post by **houndawg** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:28 pm

Brock Landers wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:You would think that HE would use the term "homosexual." The fact that he uses the term "gay" shows that HE has succumbed to some extent to the intense propaganda/thought control campaign.

It's "homosexual." When someone says "gay," you know they've been programed to some extent.
Yes, I hate things that "program" people. Not religion, but all those other things.

Oh, that had to hurt.... Triple snap...

Back to you John.

Post by **Ursus A. Horribilis** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:06 am

Grizalltheway wrote:It's also better to give than to receive. Don't let dback convince you otherwise.

Done, thanks for the tip.

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