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I see you taking shots at me for namecalling. You best stop you effeminate splotch of Ivy League seagull guano.

You don't understand how this game is played. It's essentially hockey, progressives vs conservatives and each team has it's players who perform different functions. For example, AZ could be considered a first line defenseman for the conks and Mainejeff is his counterpart. I see Blueballs, baldy and maybe Hogan as conk goalies, as few things get by them. You and Dback are goalies for the progressives. *Tman sells wolf nipple chips in the stands.

Get it?

I'm the progressive goon. I have no conk counterpart, because they're pussies. Tman, Z, Clitdog, Naive, Alphadumbass, and countless others have tried and failed. It's my job to take the fucking heads off of conk fucks who go two far. And I must say, I'm the best. I know you would agree. :nod:

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:rofl: You are entertaining


Can't I just be the Hippie selling flowers out front who doesn't really give a sh!t who wins or loses..?


:nod:

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Old time hockey!
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It's too, not to. Jesus fucking christ. :coffee:
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D1B wrote:Blah, blah, blah...

D1B's self-affirmation...

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death dealer wrote:It's too, not to. Jesus fucking christ. :coffee:

No shit, asshole. Jesus fucking christ, this is a message board and not a term paper you anal fuck. :ohno:
"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."

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death dealer wrote:It's too, not to. Jesus fucking christ. :coffee:
Hey dickhead, check it out, I fixed it.

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"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."

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travelinman67 wrote:
D1B wrote:Blah, blah, blah...

D1B's self-affirmation...

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D1B what have I told you about unauthorized breaks to type message board sh!t?

Get your fat a$$ the fvck back to work. You're costing me money, you pogue.
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DJH wrote:
travelinman67 wrote:

D1B's self-affirmation...

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Here's some guy arguing with DJH.
"Sarah Palin absolutely blew AWAY the audience tonight. If there was any doubt as to whether she was savvy enough, tough enough or smart enough to carry the mantle of Vice President, she put those fears to rest tonight. She took on Barack Obama DIRECTLY on every issue and exposed... She did it with warmth and humor, and came across as the every-person....it's becoming mroe and more clear that she was a genius pick for McCain."

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Chizzang wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
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Why is it that every time D1B starts a thread the advertisement at the bottom of the page shows a picture of a kid with a cleft palate :?
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OL FU wrote:Why is it that every time D1B starts a thread the advertisement at the bottom of the page shows a picture of a kid with a cleft palate :?
They know how D likes em' I guess.
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Cleft palates take the attention off his abnormally small but liberal cawk.
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Chizzang wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Jesus ska is pretty fucking cool. :thumb:
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93henfan wrote:
Chizzang wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Jesus ska is pretty **** cool. :thumb:
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D1B wrote:I see you taking shots at me for namecalling. You best stop you effeminate splotch of Ivy League seagull guano.

You don't understand how this game is played. It's essentially hockey, progressives vs conservatives and each team has it's players who perform different functions. For example, AZ could be considered a first line defenseman for the conks and Mainejeff is his counterpart. I see Blueballs, baldy and maybe Hogan as conk goalies, as few things get by them. You and Dback are goalies for the progressives. *Tman sells wolf nipple chips in the stands.

Get it?

I'm the progressive goon. I have no conk counterpart, because they're pussies. Tman, Z, Clitdog, Naive, Alphadumbass, and countless others have tried and failed. It's my job to take the **** heads off of conk **** who go two far. And I must say, I'm the best. I know you would agree. :nod:

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houndawg wrote:
D1B wrote:I see you taking shots at me for namecalling. You best stop you effeminate splotch of Ivy League seagull guano.

You don't understand how this game is played. It's essentially hockey, progressives vs conservatives and each team has it's players who perform different functions. For example, AZ could be considered a first line defenseman for the conks and Mainejeff is his counterpart. I see Blueballs, baldy and maybe Hogan as conk goalies, as few things get by them. You and Dback are goalies for the progressives. *Tman sells wolf nipple chips in the stands.

Get it?

I'm the progressive goon. I have no conk counterpart, because they're pussies. Tman, Z, Clitdog, Naive, Alphadumbass, and countless others have tried and failed. It's my job to take the **** heads off of conk **** who go two far. And I must say, I'm the best. I know you would agree. :nod:

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kalm is Wayne Gretzky, or at least these goalies are making him look that way. 8-)
Kalm is awesome.

Baldy and Blueballs are top shit conks. The rest of em are just plain fucked in the head.
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