You don't understand how this game is played. It's essentially hockey, progressives vs conservatives and each team has it's players who perform different functions. For example, AZ could be considered a first line defenseman for the conks and Mainejeff is his counterpart. I see Blueballs, baldy and maybe Hogan as conk goalies, as few things get by them. You and Dback are goalies for the progressives. *Tman sells wolf nipple chips in the stands.
Get it?
I'm the progressive goon. I have no conk counterpart, because they're pussies. Tman, Z, Clitdog, Naive, Alphadumbass, and countless others have tried and failed. It's my job to take the fucking heads off of conk fucks who go two far. And I must say, I'm the best. I know you would agree.









