CitadelGrad wrote:When people tell you what Jesus wants, they are really telling you what they want.
I agree completely...
that is of course what makes the whole thing so funny

CitadelGrad wrote:When people tell you what Jesus wants, they are really telling you what they want.

Using that logic you could say the same thing about polygamy.Skjellyfetti wrote:Close incest is different because of the scientifically identifiable problems that can be passed on the offspring.
Incest can harm another individual.
Gay marriage doesn't harm anyone.
Government, douchebag preachers and douchebags in general should stay out.

If you're eliminating the gay marriage clause, you should have to eliminate a lot of other clauses as well. All bolded above are moral decisions and have nothing to do with genetic problems.OL FU wrote:GENERAL PROVISIONS
SECTION 20-1-10. Persons who may contract matrimony.
(A) All persons, except mentally incompetent persons and persons whose marriage is prohibited by this section, may lawfully contract matrimony.
(B) No man shall marry his mother, grandmother, daughter, granddaughter, stepmother, sister, grandfather's wife, son's wife, grandson's wife, wife's mother, wife's grandmother, wife's daughter, wife's granddaughter, brother's daughter, sister's daughter, father's sister, mother's sister, or another man.


If you say so.Chizzang wrote:Oh come on... you sanctimonious turd - lighten up Frances![]()
Jeezus would laugh


89Hen wrote:If you say so.Chizzang wrote:Oh come on... you sanctimonious turd - lighten up Frances![]()
Jeezus would laugh

You and John, or you and Jesus?Chizzang wrote:Be careful...
He and I are on a first name basis at the Glendale Country Club


Dude..!!!89Hen wrote:You and John, or you and Jesus?Chizzang wrote:Be careful...
He and I are on a first name basis at the Glendale Country Club

+ 1000∞∞∞ wrote:FWIW, Argentina just legalized gay marriages today. Argentina is 92% Christian and 1% Atheist.
I'm still not sure why the US, a land built on "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" can't get this done already.

dbackjon wrote:+ 1000∞∞∞ wrote:FWIW, Argentina just legalized gay marriages today. Argentina is 92% Christian and 1% Atheist.
I'm still not sure why the US, a land built on "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" can't get this done already.

ah yes argentina.......the Reich away from the Reich! it's got nothing to do with Jeebus Cleetsy.......it's because their ass spelunkers.......pay attention........there WILL be a quiz.Chizzang wrote:dbackjon wrote:
+ 1000
See above:
Because a HUGE percentage of Americans think they know what Jesus wants for America

citdog wrote:ah yes argentina.......the Reich away from the Reich! it's got nothing to do with Jeebus Cleetsy.......it's because their ass spelunkers.......pay attention........there WILL be a quiz.Chizzang wrote:
See above:
Because a HUGE percentage of Americans think they know what Jesus wants for America
followed by punch and pie

well just in case he really wants punch and pie.........i'll save him a slice.Chizzang wrote:citdog wrote:
ah yes argentina.......the Reich away from the Reich! it's got nothing to do with Jeebus Cleetsy.......it's because their ass spelunkers.......pay attention........there WILL be a quiz.
followed by punch and pie
True... It has nothing to do with Jesus
It's got everything to do with people pretending they know what Jesus wants - two very different things
(Pay attention)

I play softball with Jesus. He'd rather have a cold cerveza and and tacoscitdog wrote:well just in case he really wants punch and pie.........i'll save him a slice.Chizzang wrote:
True... It has nothing to do with Jesus
It's got everything to do with people pretending they know what Jesus wants - two very different things
(Pay attention)

softball? is that what you "bundles of sticks" are calling man on man schmeckle nuzzling these days?dbackjon wrote:I play softball with Jesus. He'd rather have a cold cerveza and and tacoscitdog wrote:
well just in case he really wants punch and pie.........i'll save him a slice.

No. But I understand that is part of Knob Orientation at The Citadelcitdog wrote:softball? is that what you "bundles of sticks" are calling man on man schmeckle nuzzling these days?dbackjon wrote:
I play softball with Jesus. He'd rather have a cold cerveza and and tacos

no that's VMI......dbackjon wrote:No. But I understand that is part of Knob Orientation at The Citadelcitdog wrote:
softball? is that what you "bundles of sticks" are calling man on man schmeckle nuzzling these days?

No, I looked it up. It's definitely the domain of El Cid.citdog wrote:no that's VMI......dbackjon wrote:
No. But I understand that is part of Knob Orientation at The Citadel






That may be true. But the caveat is that, if someone is a sincere Christian, what THEY want is based on a sincere belief about what Jesus wants. The two things are inseparable.CitadelGrad wrote:When people tell you what Jesus wants, they are really telling you what they want.


John it's a fun game - we get itJohnStOnge wrote:That may be true. But the caveat is that, if someone is a sincere Christian, what THEY want is based on a sincere belief about what Jesus wants. The two things are inseparable.CitadelGrad wrote:When people tell you what Jesus wants, they are really telling you what they want.
The thing is, it is quite possible to make a reasonable judgement about what Jesus would say about homosexual marriage. If he was a real historical figure of nature generally presented by the Gospels living in the culture of the time, it is EXTREMELY unlikely that he would've favored the idea of homosexual marriage. You don't even have to be a Christian to realize that.
The persona of Jesus was not that of an "anything goes" philosophy. He reportedly talked about forgiveness. Like the well known story of saving the woman from being stoned. But he also reportedly told her "sin no more." The fact that he didn't want her stoned didn't mean he sanctioned the behavior that put her at risk of it.

Not really. For instance, there is no way anyone can pick anything Jesus says to infer that Jesus thought drinking alcohol is wrong. In fact there are some pretty good indications that Jesus himself drank. Mathew 11:19 by the New International version 2007 reads:Picking and choosing what to emphasize one can make Jesus appear whichever way one chooses
