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Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.

I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
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SuperHornet wrote:Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.

I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
Let me know when her ATM video comes out will ya?
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.

I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
Let me know when her ATM video comes out will ya?
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Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
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Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
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Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
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bandl wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.

Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
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SuperHornet wrote:
bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.

Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
Those jobbers who never win and spend their careers sucking....don't get 1/1000000000000000000000000th the publicity for being a shitty driver like Danica does.
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SuperHornet wrote:
bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.

Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
I have to admit, you almost had me there. I had to wiki that one....turns out Japan is actually a real place! Good on ya. :thumb: Now, do they have real men there? Or just tiny little boy midgets who try to pass themselves off as men?
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clenz wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.

Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
Those jobbers who never win and spend their careers sucking....don't get 1/1000000000000000000000000th the publicity for being a shitty driver like Danica does.
BOOM!

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Sorry - wandered in here late - was expecting to see news that she's preggers...
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Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.

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SuperHornet wrote:
bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.

Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
:lol: You said Jobbers and Suck...
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SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.

:ohno:
Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.

She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.

As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.

:ohno:
Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.

She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.

As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.

:ohno:
Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.

She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.

As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.

:ohno:
Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.

She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.

As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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