Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
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Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.
I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!

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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Let me know when her ATM video comes out will ya?SuperHornet wrote:Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.
I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Let me know when her ATM video comes out will ya?SuperHornet wrote:Danica turned in ANOTHER incredible performance today, moving up a race-best 13 spots from start to finish as much of the field took it self out in multiple accidents in Long Beach today. Danica finished 7th (ANOTHER Top Ten finish) after starting 20th. One of her teammates got his first IRL win.
I'm mad that I missed the race. Way to go, Danica!!!
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Pics or STFU.

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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
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Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?

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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.bandl wrote:Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.Grizalltheway wrote:Is she ever going to actually WIN a race?
Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?

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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Those jobbers who never win and spend their careers sucking....don't get 1/1000000000000000000000000th the publicity for being a shitty driver like Danica does.SuperHornet wrote:Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
I have to admit, you almost had me there. I had to wiki that one....turns out Japan is actually a real place! Good on ya.SuperHornet wrote:Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
BOOM!clenz wrote:Those jobbers who never win and spend their careers sucking....don't get 1/1000000000000000000000000th the publicity for being a shitty driver like Danica does.SuperHornet wrote:
Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.
Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
Nice work Clenz.
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Sorry - wandered in here late - was expecting to see news that she's preggers...
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.


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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
SuperHornet wrote:Where have you guys been? She won the 2008 Japan 300 at Twin Ring Motegi.bandl wrote: Only in a race that involves women only. Women are inferior in all leisure activities.
Ever notice how nobody ever brings up the male jobbers who spend years without winning, but Danica MUST suck just because she's a girl?
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.
She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.
As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.
She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.
As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
Yup, spot on. Just because Anna K was a crappy tennis player, doesn't mean I wouldn't fill her gash after each loss, just like DP.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.
She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.
As a driver...who gives a fuck.

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Re: Congratulations to Danica Patrick!
This. If she looked like Rosie O'Donnell we would never had heard of her.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Out of a field of 33. That isn't shitty but is nowhere near great either. It's slightly above average. Also, she routinely starts at an average position of 8.3 and ends up in the average position of 9.7. She's going backwards once the flag drops.SuperHornet wrote:Would someone care to explain how a driver who ROUTINELY finishes in the Top Ten is classified as "ishty?" Most drivers would kill for a record like that.
She's still extremely fuckable and I'll settle for her and another hot chick just licking each others asses if you have a link to that? She wants to get my juices flowing then she needs to do more along the lines of what she is promoting in the pic andy posted.
As a driver...who gives a fuck.
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