1. Teams hold relay races around the bases as Jorge' Posada can now only roll the ball to second base...
2. 220lb. Nick Swisher, 40 yr. old Johnny Damon, and a lackadaisical Xavier Nady are slowly jogging after fly balls in the new cavernous outfield...
3. Cody Ransom or Angel Berroa will actually be forced to play whole games when the ancient starting line-up begins to grind down come July...
4. A-Rod fails to deliver another clutch hit - day after day after day...
5. Mariano Rivera adds 85 more innings to his 40 year old arm...
6. Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy will actually need to start some games when Sabathia collapses after 175 innings. (Hotdog & 12-pack in hand)
7. Jeter slowly turns into David Eckstein as he loses his mysterious "intangibles"
8. They watch Teixeira instantly turn into Jason Giambi and realize, "we just paid $180 Million for that"
9. After 60 innings A.J. Burnett visits Dr. James Andrews... (for the third time in his career)
10. C.C. Sabathia proves again (and again) he can't pitch with the world watching... 1-3, 7.92 ERA. in the play-offs and a career 10.72 ERA against the Red Sox
Yikes... I'm excited to watch this season...











